No you cant but yes you can

Gobsheit

There’s legal ways you can acquire one

*drinks whiskey*

*flashbacks to Ukrainian front*

I mean fuck you can legally own a cannon in the us

A cannon you say

Just have a destroyed one as well so if the atf ever comes knocking for your Cold War light machine gun you can act like a fudd who destroyed his guns as soon as they became illegal

Boys I think I know what we need to invest in!

Dunno if I drink whiskey or wine. The curse of being irish-italian

@Sir Harndes me too

Big gey

But obviously I like modelo

Italians and Irish shouldn't mix lol

@Hellhound6 picture this. You. Me. A cannon. Lots of cannon balls. And some separatists coming right at us.

At least I can eat spaghetti and potatoe at the same plate

Technically I’m Sicilian

@AKAlexei n9

@Hellhound6 hummm, why??

No*

God bless gnocchi

Just a joke

But cannons are fun tho

And they make really big holes in people

But the Irish and Italians hate one another when it comes to the crime families that obviously don't exist

I don’t have a place to park one in my suburban neighborhood sadly

LOL

Sexy

Nah

Just make the barrel cannon

Love italian food btw

Who doesn’t

Pasta is for geys

Only eat potatoes

My nonna cooks a lot

*declares war against @Hellhound6

Lmao

@moses I'm in

Get the pizza slicer, behead him

The next world war won't be between the Russians and Americans. Itll be the Irish and the Italians. And they'll fight each other with food.