Message from @AKAlexei

Discord ID: 600861213077012501


2019-07-17 00:46:08 UTC  

By the gods we've got more fresh meat than we know what to do with! The Boogaloo is gonna be fire!

2019-07-17 01:14:04 UTC  

MYTHOPOETIC FOREST COMMANDO DETECTED

2019-07-17 01:14:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/600857793334870026/FB_IMG_1563168889588.jpg

2019-07-17 01:15:22 UTC  

Everyone is a fed

2019-07-17 01:15:36 UTC  

No u

2019-07-17 01:15:48 UTC  

Shit you got me

2019-07-17 01:16:14 UTC  

I am concerned

2019-07-17 01:16:34 UTC  

*holds up wire*mind repeating everything?

2019-07-17 01:23:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/600860005163597835/unknown.gif

2019-07-17 01:24:08 UTC  

So who else is raiding Little St. James Island with me to liberate the child sex slaves and hunt pedophiles for sport?

2019-07-17 01:25:26 UTC  

Wait what

2019-07-17 01:27:09 UTC  

Yeah dude, there's a bunch of us who set up a facebook event page a la area 51 style to raid Jeffrey Epstein's private Island, free the child sex slaves there, and brutally murder the pedophiles we find there

2019-07-17 01:27:11 UTC  

Alexei

2019-07-17 01:27:14 UTC  

I mean fuck yeah but I'll need to borrow some kit.

2019-07-17 01:27:14 UTC  

Fuck dude

2019-07-17 01:27:19 UTC  

Only if when we get there I can surf

2019-07-17 01:27:21 UTC  

Why didn't you call me?

2019-07-17 01:27:33 UTC  

I wanna raid the island

2019-07-17 01:27:41 UTC  

I'll need a pick up and some kit.

2019-07-17 01:27:54 UTC  

Otherwise just a pick up and I'll bring me trusty machete.

2019-07-17 01:27:56 UTC  

Check a facebook page called Autism on a Histori/k/al level, they're the fucks who started it

2019-07-17 01:28:15 UTC  

@Trash Squid can I ask you something?

2019-07-17 01:28:46 UTC  

Is there any bachelor degree requirements to join the navy corpsman?

2019-07-17 01:28:48 UTC  

The comments are great

2019-07-17 01:29:04 UTC  

@Sir Harndes not that I'm aware of

2019-07-17 01:29:53 UTC  

As well as army combat medic?

2019-07-17 01:30:32 UTC  

No you can enlist as soon as you get out of highschool I suppose

2019-07-17 01:31:35 UTC  

Tried to access Go Army website, but for some god damn reason I can't

2019-07-17 01:31:57 UTC  

Just go get your soul sucked out by your local recruiter

2019-07-17 01:32:19 UTC  

Let me show ya a magic trick

2019-07-17 01:32:24 UTC  

*shazam*

2019-07-17 01:32:31 UTC  

I live abroad

2019-07-17 01:32:38 UTC  

*sad*

2019-07-17 01:33:07 UTC  

That's the first thing I'm going to when I go back to US

2019-07-17 01:33:15 UTC  

to do*

2019-07-17 01:33:46 UTC  

If a kind soul help me with this, I'll be grateful

2019-07-17 01:51:37 UTC  

Start a gofundme

2019-07-17 01:57:15 UTC  

^^ I'd help but im barely making ends meet

2019-07-17 01:57:34 UTC  

@Sir Harndes i can help you later on not fuck up your life by doing a stupid job

2019-07-17 01:57:37 UTC  

Lol I mean, helping me taking a screenshot in a website