Message from @AKAlexei
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By the gods we've got more fresh meat than we know what to do with! The Boogaloo is gonna be fire!
MYTHOPOETIC FOREST COMMANDO DETECTED
Everyone is a fed
No u
Shit you got me
I am concerned
*holds up wire*mind repeating everything?
So who else is raiding Little St. James Island with me to liberate the child sex slaves and hunt pedophiles for sport?
Wait what
Yeah dude, there's a bunch of us who set up a facebook event page a la area 51 style to raid Jeffrey Epstein's private Island, free the child sex slaves there, and brutally murder the pedophiles we find there
Alexei
I mean fuck yeah but I'll need to borrow some kit.
Fuck dude
Only if when we get there I can surf
Why didn't you call me?
I wanna raid the island
I'll need a pick up and some kit.
Otherwise just a pick up and I'll bring me trusty machete.
@Trash Squid can I ask you something?
Is there any bachelor degree requirements to join the navy corpsman?
The comments are great
@Sir Harndes not that I'm aware of
As well as army combat medic?
No you can enlist as soon as you get out of highschool I suppose
Tried to access Go Army website, but for some god damn reason I can't
Just go get your soul sucked out by your local recruiter
Let me show ya a magic trick
*shazam*
I live abroad
*sad*
That's the first thing I'm going to when I go back to US
to do*
If a kind soul help me with this, I'll be grateful
Start a gofundme
^^ I'd help but im barely making ends meet
@Sir Harndes i can help you later on not fuck up your life by doing a stupid job
Lol I mean, helping me taking a screenshot in a website