>turns into stalker bandit

Then the Russians are going to give me free gear to use against the US Govt and I'm going to take their gear and shoot all the Russians with my new AS VAL

>proceeds to clap some cute oper8er girl cheeks in the oval office

Anyone else mildly concerned about the sudden rush of people in here?

Bruh

Bruh, it's because of the announcements and all the bullshit happening

The feds already know we're a meme

Master Yoda I am
Government agents they are
Found us the government has

Go into exhile I must

Must clap fed cheeks

Sodomize the alphabet bois before sodomizing the Geneva convention

Execute order 666

Run into woods I shall
Become feral person I must

Yo Alex

Is Finnish a good make for Mosin?

V good

Best

Yeah the Finnish mosins are the best garbage rods

>be me
>balaclava wearing, track suit wearing, escalade riding gopnik handing out ammo and gear
>feds corner me
>they're lead by a cute fed girl
>team of goons takes out her squad with illegal SBRs and stolen nods
>run TakePrisoner.exe
>show her the good life and all that we're doing to help people
>she slowly comes around
>by the end of the night she's autistically screeching about boogalooing her old office after I clap her cheeks in the federal reserve building offices

Finnish mosins are wonderful. If you find one from the Tula factory in Russia you can't go wrong there either. Mine is actually a tula arsenal that became a Finnish capture during the winter war

Mine is an oldass Izzy ex dragoon

All matching hex tho

1923

MmmMmmM master Yoda I am
Run over government employees in my 2006 Mazda 3 I shall
Martyr myself I must

@AKAlexei I take it youre against just making them war brides then? Lmao

Fuck a war bride, I'm making her a goonette

Lul

She ain't waiting patiently at home worrying about my psycho ass, she's gonna be right there with me

Oh god oh fuck more people

Reee

Server is fucking lit bc of trump boys

Boogermobile

It doesn't have a .50 mounted yet

All you need now is a dishka mounted in the bed

Too expensive

Am poor

This is why you liberate stuff

*creatively acquire*

First rule of guerrilla warfare; when you are outmanned and outgunned by your enemy, steal from your enemy

So no shit