I lifted up my shirt and showed them my glock and said "yeah"

"Yep. Got some lead for y'all*

They bailed

Yep

Nice try, homie lol

Assholes

They eventually found someone who was unarmed

Kicked his ass and stole his car

But it wasn't me

I feel sorry for that guy

Or girl

GENTS

What's up

how's you all doin

hopefully fine

I'm well

Just got done in the garden outside... much as I love how this weather grows my plants, I'm done with this humidity shit

Time for it to switch up to fall

@ottomagnus fuck this humidity indeed

If ya hate humidity...

come to the *desert*

Nah, gonna move to canada and hunt seals

yeah subarctic to arctic sounds oddly palatable right now lol

**whats good**

Time to go clubbing

*It's been a long time comin' but it finally came
For Bun be to get his mutha fuckin' shot at the game
I put mo' work in than the average trill nigga can put
And I'm a gangsta from my head to my foot, blacker than soot*

that's what's good

It be

hahahah

I used to hate shit like that but it's grown on me as humor

Same

“*alphabet niggas*” the manga is better than the anime

Lul

Wait til the live action adaptation

*no ones home*

"pick anything. Any object. Yep, that one's filled with tannerite too."

I'd make a poor soldier, but am an can get a lot done with nothing but God, Mary, some det cord and some critical thinking

Sometimes I legit forget maxwell is my middle name

it's a dope middle name

this is shamelessly stolen from the Beatles song, this name