You've never had good mayo

I forget you live up north you poor soul

Yeah cause my names not fuckin borris

Actually wait

I could make a huge batch of lazy perogi

You need to come down here so I can give you good food

Nah University weightrooms are bs hell I scared them maxing out the squat machine here

Arent you like. 2 states below me nigga?

VA in the south

We have good food down here

Virginia does have good food

I've been there once. Can confirm.

All the south does

I've never been anywhere in the south where the food didn't slap

Went to a deli in NY and was like tf is this

But you know where the best hot dogs are right?

Put mirical whip on my shit when I asked for mayo

What part of NY?

The hotdog carts slap

City

You forgot.
I live in the United Soviet Socialist State of New York. Papa Cuomo guards us all

Sahlens are the best

Nooo niggy I mean brightleaf

If you disagree you can suck my hotdogs.

I'll eat at the carts all day

We have some kick ass chinese places up here.

@Foxhound shut up Yankee no one asked you

And some good diners if you can find one

Fuck you Johnny no one cares

I miss being able to get decent gyros

The restaurants where me and Hooks live used to be good. A lot of them have gone down hill now though

That's where you went wrong NYC is the place where no decent eaters anywhere unless you like that new age stuff rather have venison and German potato salad

I mainly cook at home

Unless you wanted to hit up Gordon Ramsey's place

Fuck that

Yeah and your 34 dollars ain't getting you shit at his restaurant unless it's just an appetizer

That's what the leather jacket and Balaclava are for

Even then have fun eating three scallops with a bullshit sauce that you can't pronounce

its

RAW

YOU FUCKING MONGRELS