that's some bizarro shit to me, yeah you risked your wholeass life to secure us oil and trade deals but if you smoke weed once you've been released from your soulbinding contract to Uncle Sam, you an just fuck right off son

My contract was ending march4 guess when they got me

GUESS.

not the 3rd

pls dont break my heart like that

THE 3RD

Is that the Smug Response page? or just some name fan?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All well

Now i get delayed on my backchecks

See the thing about it is. Technially you're supposed to hold yourself to a higher standard.

Ain't always like that

So many new feds

@wendiko how get cheated yoink a GI?

F A R M W A V E

@Hellhound6 I'm scared man

The feds come and go but mostly they come.

Stop being a pussy @насильственное убийство

If I wear a garlic clove over my neck, would that scare away the feds? @Hellhound6

Yes

Make a scarf of the red flags

Okay

No, but tannerite dogs do

@Sir Harndes reee I will find you and I will stab you lol

<:1937_jerry:554426006820093964> Tannerite.... Dogs.....

Tannerite "stuffed" dogs

Geez

I may have lost a screw when I was born, but I ain't that crazy

Everyone is missing a screw but the feds habe lost all of em

@Sir Harndes cheating don’t yoink your GI bill, but I seen people lose it on a bender after a breakup, that and if you participate in adultry and get caught

Heck

Get your GI bill yoinked after breakup may be sad af