Message from @HEARTBREA/K/

Discord ID: 619096965850071057


2019-09-05 07:40:36 UTC  

go for it

2019-09-05 07:41:19 UTC  

What PCP and PHP have in common?

2019-09-05 07:41:28 UTC  

idk

2019-09-05 07:42:03 UTC  

Both lead users to suicide

2019-09-05 07:42:45 UTC  

lel

2019-09-05 07:47:39 UTC  

Ok so I work for a School District, and while I'm walking the halls of an Elementary school I listen in to a first grade grammar lesson. The teacher asks the class "what comes at the end of a Sentence?" A young black kid shoots his hand up and loudly exclaims "An Appeal"

2019-09-05 07:48:30 UTC  

Fucking hell

2019-09-05 07:48:48 UTC  

That fucking killed me

2019-09-05 07:53:57 UTC  

I told that to the COs overseeing my internship. They loved it, but told me I probably shouldn't repeat it to the Sheriff

2019-09-05 07:54:59 UTC  

A zebra goes to heaven. He meets the angel at the gate and asks him if hes black with white stripes or white with black stripes. The angel tells him that that's a question for god and to ask him. After wishing him luck, the zebra is let through the gate. He finally meets god and asks him. God replies with you are what you are. The zebra is left unsure, but says nothing because its Fucking God and leaves. The zebra finds another angel in hopes of clarification.
"I asked God if i was black with white stripes or white with black stripes and he said 'you are what you are.' what do you think that means?"
"thats easy, you're white with black stripes."
"how do you know?"
"if you were black with white stripes, he would've said you is what you is"

2019-09-05 07:59:44 UTC  

Alright so this Soviet factory worker shows up late for his shift, he's warned by the foreman that another time infraction will not be tolerated. The next day the worker is on time, but he is executed for buying a foreign made watch

2019-09-05 08:01:55 UTC  

That made my day

2019-09-05 08:02:52 UTC  

Thank you, I'll be your resident /k/omedian

2019-09-05 08:03:12 UTC  

Im totally fine with this

2019-09-05 08:26:39 UTC  

My uncle used to be a VP for Rubbermaid, and lived in Hong Kong for work (About 8 or so years ago before the little luau goin on now). He said everything was fantastic, except for the phone system. Everything was so crowded and messy that he was almost never able to call his local clients, every time he would Wing he would get the Wong number

2019-09-05 08:34:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/619087835223425037/IMG_20190905_153257_756.jpg

2019-09-05 08:34:02 UTC  

Aye y'all drew this at work today

2019-09-05 08:35:39 UTC  

Thats beautiful

2019-09-05 08:35:43 UTC  

What did you use

2019-09-05 08:38:19 UTC  

Nice

2019-09-05 09:10:18 UTC  

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT pens and highlighters lol

2019-09-05 09:32:49 UTC  

2019-09-05 09:33:32 UTC  

hello my dudes

2019-09-05 09:42:04 UTC  

Sup

2019-09-05 09:44:07 UTC  

nothing much, just updating my pc drivers and stuff

2019-09-05 09:49:06 UTC  

Important stuff

2019-09-05 10:12:16 UTC  

yeah, also the wireless controller adapter I bought won't install

2019-09-05 10:48:57 UTC  

Turn it off and on

2019-09-05 10:53:54 UTC  

And what kind of adapter? network card or amplifier?

2019-09-05 12:49:11 UTC  

The good/bad thing about the hurricane I ain't gotta show up to work today

2019-09-05 12:50:57 UTC  
2019-09-05 12:51:20 UTC  

Old news but damn the new uniforms look great

Ya guys remember that greentext on /k/ about nuking a tornado and a hurricane into submission?

That dude was fuckin' hilarious

2019-09-05 12:52:36 UTC  

No but it sounds totally logical xD

@AKAlexei Lol yeah, the guy was saying that the energy from the blast in conjunction with the heat could possibly dissipate the storm wall if detonation was at thw core/eye of the storm

"Sir, uhh. Isn't this really dangerous and should not be overlooked?"

"Yeah, BUT I GOT POPCORN, General"

"Oh Sweet! Thanks Mr. President, Sir!"

*click*

2019-09-05 13:07:55 UTC  

My recruiter talked about he gets to start wearing them soon

2019-09-05 13:08:48 UTC  

There gonna start issuing them next year to new recruits

2019-09-05 13:11:24 UTC  

I’m enlisting next year

2019-09-05 13:12:19 UTC  

Must be nice, what mos you going for?