Message from @HEARTBREA/K/
Discord ID: 619096965850071057
go for it
What PCP and PHP have in common?
idk
Both lead users to suicide
lel
Ok so I work for a School District, and while I'm walking the halls of an Elementary school I listen in to a first grade grammar lesson. The teacher asks the class "what comes at the end of a Sentence?" A young black kid shoots his hand up and loudly exclaims "An Appeal"
Fucking hell
That fucking killed me
I told that to the COs overseeing my internship. They loved it, but told me I probably shouldn't repeat it to the Sheriff
A zebra goes to heaven. He meets the angel at the gate and asks him if hes black with white stripes or white with black stripes. The angel tells him that that's a question for god and to ask him. After wishing him luck, the zebra is let through the gate. He finally meets god and asks him. God replies with you are what you are. The zebra is left unsure, but says nothing because its Fucking God and leaves. The zebra finds another angel in hopes of clarification.
"I asked God if i was black with white stripes or white with black stripes and he said 'you are what you are.' what do you think that means?"
"thats easy, you're white with black stripes."
"how do you know?"
"if you were black with white stripes, he would've said you is what you is"
Alright so this Soviet factory worker shows up late for his shift, he's warned by the foreman that another time infraction will not be tolerated. The next day the worker is on time, but he is executed for buying a foreign made watch
That made my day
Thank you, I'll be your resident /k/omedian
Im totally fine with this
My uncle used to be a VP for Rubbermaid, and lived in Hong Kong for work (About 8 or so years ago before the little luau goin on now). He said everything was fantastic, except for the phone system. Everything was so crowded and messy that he was almost never able to call his local clients, every time he would Wing he would get the Wong number
Aye y'all drew this at work today
Thats beautiful
What did you use
Nice
hello my dudes
Sup
nothing much, just updating my pc drivers and stuff
Important stuff
yeah, also the wireless controller adapter I bought won't install
Turn it off and on
And what kind of adapter? network card or amplifier?
The good/bad thing about the hurricane I ain't gotta show up to work today
Old news but damn the new uniforms look great
Ya guys remember that greentext on /k/ about nuking a tornado and a hurricane into submission?
That dude was fuckin' hilarious
No but it sounds totally logical xD
@AKAlexei Lol yeah, the guy was saying that the energy from the blast in conjunction with the heat could possibly dissipate the storm wall if detonation was at thw core/eye of the storm
"Sir, uhh. Isn't this really dangerous and should not be overlooked?"
"Yeah, BUT I GOT POPCORN, General"
"Oh Sweet! Thanks Mr. President, Sir!"
*click*
My recruiter talked about he gets to start wearing them soon
There gonna start issuing them next year to new recruits
I’m enlisting next year
Must be nice, what mos you going for?