threw his macbook off 4 stories when he got pissed, and then threatened to shoot a dude for no reason... we laughed at him, so he pulled a fuckin .45 out of his pocket and pointed it at us

Because let me tell you about these delicious

this was in the middle of LA, that sorta shit don't fly there

Red white and blue popsicle tasting Smirnoffs

dude I saw that

That's when you slav squat to assert dominance

They taste dead on it

That's my kayaking drink

Did someone also say Slav Squat? My herritage

And they get you fucking wasted

@thedarkness05 wait one

A ну, чики-брики и в дамки!!!

sweet drinks good to get you white girl wasted

damn its sure hard to type with a bulldog licking the shit out of your face

yeah, your 'face'

Yeet the bulldog into love

I know where the peanut butter went

You degen

We see that jar

I seen that

thicc thighs save lives

That be me niggy

On full heel too, outstanding

Geyyy

Aye

I spent time with em

Did it ironically to make fun cant stop now lol

I got thicc trap thighs

What if we just take all the pedos
And build a giant wood chopper
Then push them in

Lmfao

Use the diced pedos to fertilize the rainforest

*sweats nervously*

*loads mp40 with malicious intent*

Where are your papers, comrade?

*slowly inserts Jordan's trap thighs into convo*

here is my chonk baby

*doesnt complain because thicc thighs save lives*

Don't tease us with trap thighs

I left em on your moms night stand