You'd be surprised. The Corpsman knows what he's talking about

If you can’t focus vision for an extended period it could be stress/anxiety induced blindness#

Missing a limb? Should have changed your socks sooner

And make sure they aren't white

Don't forget your bootbands

or your Reflective PT belt. Probably wouldn't have been hit by incoming fire if you were wearing it

^

I bet he had has hands in his pockets like a shitbag

He woulda known all of this had he read every single item on the Commandant's suggested reading list

Shouldn't have fallen asleep during the powerpoint

Speaking of which

What, you have some online training for us?

You know they added another week to bootcamp for fucking sexual harassment

Yeah, yeah I do

They wouldn't have these problems if they could haze. But muh feelings and stress cards

^

Did you have to deal with any trannies while in 😒

I didnt, no

I ain't saying vote for beto, but ya know..

It'll speed things along

\k\ollapse 2020

It'll be a hell of a hoot to watch it all burn, thats for sure

You bring the rip it n beers I've got the steaks n chairs

deal

Who's got the boogblow?

@AKAlexei

You spelled war bitch wrong

https://youtu.be/AguH99wkX8I

Watchout, this guy's a badass. Taught by the big boss himself

Bruh I hate those types

Like i know I'm not high-speed but I'm better than that fucktard

You just jealous you haven't been trained in the MCMAP Blackbelt Secret Slap Technique

Crouching Jarhead, Hidden Pimpslap

Ill have you know, I was trained in the forbidden technique of the knife hand

Not the knife hand. It is said that the saltier you are, the more powerful it becomes

Kinda shitty that they "banned" it

Kinder,gentler military

Well yeah, the Corps is a tolerant and inclusive place, diversity is their strength after all

Excuse me while I blow my brains out

I ask Chesty for forgiveness in uttering that, he'd be ashamed at whats become of his beloved Corps

Think Mattis cries over it too?