I'm still gonna hug big jesus tho

Unless you're down for stealing the plane lmao

*desire to do hoodrat shit intensifies*

^

Yeet

Ever get on a dating app to see how basic people are

All I keep seeing is daddy gang and the office

Shit is basic af

Gotta find dem alt right wahmen

Like

I see a few slinging lead every now and then

Dudes are even basic

"I'm a nerd and my hobby is watching Netflix "

Or looking for a faithful long term woman in military

Then theres the I swear I drive guys

How yo sort em out

Bruh

I dont think thats what red flag means lol

Honestly I just don't much care

Dated a chick that basically claimed to be a feminist and a socialist

Nah, I need my girls to sling lead

She immediately changed her tone and was like "whatever side you're on, I am too"

How else will we protect the children?

Plus her friends weren't a fan of me because I didn't buy into the white guilt bullshit

" wyd " "in bed" "without me?"
Why do dudes say that gay shit.

Cuz we're gey

^^

Like bruh I dont even know you

Why would I want you in my bed you cuckadoo

Cuz of 1 night stands obviously

Gross

Didnt you know child bearing and monogamy are outdated

I'm a trap of God.

i need a fucking cigar

Wtf

lol i made that meme

You cant s.s. Facebook dating app

How am I suppose to shame dudes now.

me and my woman had a child talk recently she said she didnt know if she wanted them or not

but i told her she would grow into it