Message from @AKAlexei

Discord ID: 643868022699720706


2019-11-12 17:15:45 UTC  

He obviously hasnt been to /k/ then

2019-11-12 17:17:43 UTC  

It be like that

2019-11-12 17:19:24 UTC  

We must preserve the ancient ways of our people. The /k/ube demands it

My FB zucc ran out.... I can finally do shit on fb again

2019-11-12 17:29:09 UTC  

wat

2019-11-12 17:29:10 UTC  

bruh

2019-11-12 17:29:23 UTC  

you made ""innawoods"" sound like some movie or event we were all missin out on

2019-11-12 17:29:39 UTC  

nigga I was like ". . . you mean jus headin or? :v . . ."

2019-11-12 17:31:46 UTC  

Lmao

2019-11-12 17:31:59 UTC  

Kinda like the bug glue

2019-11-12 17:32:14 UTC  

In reality it's gonna suck

2019-11-12 17:34:26 UTC  

Fucking hardcore

2019-11-12 17:34:51 UTC  

But hey, at least were not living out planet of the apes like these fools in Uganda rn

2019-11-12 17:35:51 UTC  

That story is as fake as KONIG

2019-11-12 17:35:55 UTC  

they're actually from Kenya

2019-11-12 17:35:59 UTC  

They died in 2006

2019-11-12 17:36:05 UTC  

Ugandans just want attention (again).

2019-11-12 17:36:54 UTC  

Aight, but it still happened at somepoint. But the ugandans should stick to bad cinema tho

2019-11-12 17:39:21 UTC  

ja ja - ich bin eine scheBehet - ist gut

2019-11-12 17:41:22 UTC  

*Konot is typing*

2019-11-12 17:41:39 UTC  

It kind of was an event; some dude created an online challenge, based on S.T.A.L.K.E.R, where you had to dress in certain equipment and fatigues based on what faction you were with, you had to do certain things, and you also had several levels of difficulty too. You then had to post pics to /k/ as proof of your exploits, and /k/ would give you brownie points for being based enough to actually go camp in an abandoned place with a loaded weapon and dressed like a complete jackass

2019-11-12 17:43:04 UTC  

Ok, but see I did all that, but didn't realize it was a challenge. My suit won best constructed at a con too lmao

2019-11-12 17:43:16 UTC  

Oh tru

2019-11-12 17:43:19 UTC  

Yeah hold on

2019-11-12 17:43:29 UTC  

Lemme see if I still have a copy of the challenge rules

2019-11-12 17:44:34 UTC  

Here we go. These were the rules for the challenge, including difficulty levels, point count, and equipment list for each faction

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/643868758170927123/4de1143.jpg

2019-11-12 17:46:18 UTC  

Oh shit - thanks fam.

2019-11-12 17:48:16 UTC  

Kinda want to do this

2019-11-12 17:48:57 UTC  

I did it before, it's pretty fun, but more so if you're doing it with friends

2019-11-12 17:50:11 UTC  

Omg this documentary I'm being forced to watch in this diversity class makes me want to chug bleach

2019-11-12 17:50:18 UTC  

Otherwise you're just a jackass dressed in slavshit milsurp with a slavshit weapon sitting out in an abandoned warehouse or a sewage pipe or something like that just... hangin' out camping. It's basically camping, but a bit more... extreme

2019-11-12 17:50:26 UTC  

@TheButcherHooks what's the documentary?

2019-11-12 17:54:08 UTC  

@AKAlexei sounds like good practice, chief.

2019-11-12 17:54:17 UTC  

African resistance towards colonialism and Imperialism this shit looks like its shot in 144p and I'm waiting to see if he will answer my question why is email and phone scams of modern day that prey on older people. Plus the name is in French.

2019-11-12 17:54:54 UTC  

More Lies from Planet of the Apes

2019-11-12 17:55:48 UTC  

^agreed

2019-11-12 17:57:53 UTC  

@TheButcherHooks How much longer in class, anon?

2019-11-12 17:58:20 UTC  

another 2 hours I want to die

2019-11-12 17:59:53 UTC  

Gendered Resistance to Colonial Rule the Igbo's women's war of 1929......what even is this

2019-11-12 18:01:50 UTC  

Another lame ass excuse to shove in more divisive identity politics while ". . .*empowering our youth for a creative, informed, active* [ **COMMIE** ] *future*"?

2019-11-12 18:02:53 UTC  

I want off Mr. Bones wild ride