moon man uses a smith and wesson

Got my plate carrier to carry the things

And a back pack

Ha

You're not just gonna stuff your extra holes?

I don't need a plate carrier, I only carry what can fit into my pockets so that I can move fast without 45 fucking pounds dragging my ass

Well I got the butt rock just in case

not to be weak or anything but i just want to be practical

Then why ask for advice homie?

Train so that you can

I just train in it so it dont slow me down to much

That and I'm just a brick shot house of a boi

It can happen at any moment, so theres not much time for training

Yeah cool story bud

That's why you train every day

I prefer mobility over threat

I feel like you're just trolling at this point

Well 4 days a week hit on one and active recovery the rest of the week

*stuffs pocket full of derringers*

I want to be able to wave my libertarian flag without being tired from walking around

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That too takes "training"

The only training i take is going to the range, but then again i go to the range once a year.

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Cool story

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Lol

Seent

Gonna be flying my anime merch during the boogaloo

Found the weeb

""*the*""

My plan is to die in the boog and be granted 72 big tiddie anime waifus in heaven

Alright, I can get that

and monster girls too

best fucking isakai

So anyway there I was, surrounded by 20 ninjas at work

Seent

damn them wild hawgs