Message from @thedarkness05
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I will make a weapon to surpass metal gear
pffffffft - pretty much
I personally am feeling the wood chipper one
Same
Third
I feel like its the modern equivalent of the guillotine. Its quick, relatively painless, and fun for the whole family
Rope
More practical
I mean its classic, sure. But it lacks a little flair
There's multiple uses for it too
Like tieing two people together on a bridge and only shooting one
Sounds very Spec Ops: the line of you
^
Willy pete was used though
Make political sausage. Whats more patriotic than that?
Remember, napalm sticks to kids
Boi, napalm is stickier than resin is
It Thicc
Thicc always equals fun
napalm is great as a warming lube
However I'm waitin on some /k/ommando to whip up a batch of great uncle fritz' old timey spicy air
things get sticky down there anyways
||*please laugh*||
Gotta get that icky thump in tho
Imma just do what we did in ww1
Hold on
Bayonet on a shotty
Napalm would make shitty lube
Id rather use glue
Itd stick less
So @Hellhound6 my 590 actually has a bayonet lug...
Hmmm
Hmmmmmmmm
Its time to do alvin york proud
If you really like your partner, you'll use Elmer's glue as lube