Message from @thedarkness05

Discord ID: 664522410225041409


2020-01-08 17:06:56 UTC  

I will make a weapon to surpass metal gear

2020-01-08 17:07:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/664515648495419412/FB_IMG_1578494217273.jpg

2020-01-08 17:18:41 UTC  

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2020-01-08 17:22:46 UTC  

pffffffft - pretty much

2020-01-08 17:22:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/664519415538122762/image0.jpg

2020-01-08 17:22:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/664519419849998366/image0.jpg

2020-01-08 17:22:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/664519425042677760/image0.jpg

2020-01-08 17:23:59 UTC  

I personally am feeling the wood chipper one

2020-01-08 17:24:06 UTC  

Same

2020-01-08 17:24:24 UTC  

Third

2020-01-08 17:24:50 UTC  

I feel like its the modern equivalent of the guillotine. Its quick, relatively painless, and fun for the whole family

2020-01-08 17:29:55 UTC  

Rope

2020-01-08 17:30:00 UTC  

More practical

2020-01-08 17:30:41 UTC  

I mean its classic, sure. But it lacks a little flair

2020-01-08 17:30:46 UTC  

There's multiple uses for it too

2020-01-08 17:31:06 UTC  

Like tieing two people together on a bridge and only shooting one

2020-01-08 17:31:32 UTC  

Sounds very Spec Ops: the line of you

2020-01-08 17:32:09 UTC  

^

2020-01-08 17:32:17 UTC  

Willy pete was used though

2020-01-08 17:32:54 UTC  

Make political sausage. Whats more patriotic than that?

2020-01-08 17:34:48 UTC  

Ok, whats stopping us from using it? I'm sure I can get enough matchbooks to synthesize some

2020-01-08 17:35:32 UTC  

Remember, napalm sticks to kids

2020-01-08 17:37:25 UTC  

Boi, napalm is stickier than resin is

2020-01-08 17:37:42 UTC  

It Thicc

2020-01-08 17:38:22 UTC  

Thicc always equals fun

2020-01-08 17:38:26 UTC  

napalm is great as a warming lube

2020-01-08 17:38:39 UTC  

However I'm waitin on some /k/ommando to whip up a batch of great uncle fritz' old timey spicy air

2020-01-08 17:38:39 UTC  

things get sticky down there anyways

2020-01-08 17:38:59 UTC  

||*please laugh*||

2020-01-08 17:39:19 UTC  

Gotta get that icky thump in tho

2020-01-08 17:41:04 UTC  

Imma just do what we did in ww1

2020-01-08 17:41:09 UTC  

Hold on

2020-01-08 17:41:18 UTC  

Bayonet on a shotty

2020-01-08 17:41:18 UTC  

Napalm would make shitty lube

2020-01-08 17:41:34 UTC  

Id rather use glue

2020-01-08 17:41:40 UTC  

Itd stick less

2020-01-08 17:43:12 UTC  

So @Hellhound6 my 590 actually has a bayonet lug...

2020-01-08 17:44:03 UTC  

Hmmm

2020-01-08 17:44:08 UTC  

Hmmmmmmmm

2020-01-08 17:44:53 UTC  

Its time to do alvin york proud

2020-01-08 17:47:14 UTC  

If you really like your partner, you'll use Elmer's glue as lube