Message from Himmler MI in Front And Center #general


2018-03-01 12:48:59 UTC  

sometimes when I take normies out shooting, I don't want to explain that if they don't move their support hands thumb from sitting directly behind the slide, they're going to be in a lot of pain

2018-03-01 12:50:20 UTC  

Eh, its funny but a bit counter-productive. I want the normie's first time out to be as pleasant and fun as possible so they want to do it again.

2018-03-01 12:50:54 UTC  

Its why I don't hand them a 12 gauge 3.5 inch magnum turkey loads and tell them to go at it.

2018-03-01 12:50:55 UTC  

by normie, i really meant my normie friends lib shit commie tier buddy

2018-03-01 12:51:18 UTC  

Oh fuck that guy then

2018-03-01 12:51:21 UTC  

Carry on

2018-03-01 12:51:42 UTC  

first thing he said to me...

2018-03-01 12:52:01 UTC  

"my sister married a black marine, and it was the proudest day of my life"

2018-03-01 12:54:52 UTC  

Fucking sad

2018-03-01 13:01:36 UTC  

Imagine being such a cuckold that a negroe banging your sister doesn't induce blind rage

2018-03-01 13:02:04 UTC  

I cant

2018-03-01 13:02:28 UTC  

best part is

2018-03-01 13:02:37 UTC  

he used to work for the same company

2018-03-01 13:02:39 UTC  

but now

2018-03-01 13:02:48 UTC  

since he told me and other clients

2018-03-01 13:02:55 UTC  

like the ceo of EA

2018-03-01 13:02:59 UTC  

the same story

2018-03-01 13:03:00 UTC  

he isnt

2018-03-01 13:03:06 UTC  

LOL

2018-03-01 13:04:22 UTC  

The faggotry was so egregious they were just like "NAH BRAH, F THIS"

2018-03-01 13:05:58 UTC  

my bosses are super liberal too... My boss looked at me and said, "jesus, that isn't okay..."

2018-03-01 13:07:32 UTC  

I will give them a bit of credit for being okay and accepting that I am basically a fascist

2018-03-01 13:09:23 UTC  

That’s clutch

2018-03-01 13:10:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418667408040001537/418756945521016832/20180301_080903.jpg

2018-03-01 13:10:37 UTC  

@NDO Eric - TX said fight eachother and look what happened

2018-03-01 13:10:54 UTC  

oof

2018-03-01 13:11:22 UTC  

Hahahaha

2018-03-01 13:13:45 UTC  

@Walking Holocaust-FL dropping Sam Hyde references at the hospital

2018-03-01 13:14:36 UTC  

"How much pain are you in?" "Uh, a nine point SIX??"

2018-03-01 13:15:03 UTC  

Talking to the nurse: “yeah this guy named Samual Hyde absolutely kicked my ass for no apparent reason. He’s gone rogue”

2018-03-01 13:15:04 UTC  

"I went to Ross, bought a Citizen watch."

2018-03-01 13:15:40 UTC  

He cant keep getting away with this

2018-03-01 13:15:48 UTC  

REEEEEEE

2018-03-01 13:20:15 UTC  

Good morning guys

2018-03-01 13:20:18 UTC  

Also what happened?

2018-03-01 13:21:06 UTC  

Good morning Thomas

2018-03-01 13:23:33 UTC  

Maybe my best tweet yet

2018-03-01 13:23:54 UTC  

Morning yoga is what starts a day best. Follow it up with cardio drink water then do muh right-wing activism.

2018-03-01 13:24:14 UTC  

H2O NATIONALISM

2018-03-01 13:24:21 UTC  

YIS