bruh imagine if a homie take your dick in his mouthpussy and he hums the 14 words
bruh moment tbh

<:ahegao:462286952335671296>

Nothing is more blackpilling than dressing up like a girl and eating dick...

>not getting a kissless turbovirgin and turning him into your trap fuckslave so you can make sure he has no STDs

despite... *slurp sucks suck*making up only *lick lick suck suck* 13% of the population...

i failed in the first 10 minutes

i then spent the rest of the month handing out free nut coupons

pathetic

not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

i only lasted a day

I actually made it two weeks

Though not by choice <:FuzzyPeach:583773935385182231>

bruh i was masturbating on october 31st to nut asap on november

whats more pathetic
being a virgin that masturbates a lot
or being such a virgin you cant even fuck yourself

2nd

2nd

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an applebottom a day

hey guys what woudl you do if you find the perfect partner and you start dating and then you have sex but then he or she says "ahegao!" and does the ahegao face

reminder to keep your homies prostates regularly checked
if you arent a licensed doctor, you can do your own checking via fingers, tongues or penis

fuck harder

*snap* yep this one is going into my cringe collection

tbh

wait

without saying ahegao

wot?

its hot

no they specifically say ahegao

like why would you say "ahegao"

but what if he says "ahoge"

that's just c r i n g e

that's why i asked

i bring out the propane