Message from Pence Bot in Anticom #general

2017-03-16 00:58:17 UTC  

it is required that you participate in atleast 3 gay orgies a month to be a mod

2017-03-16 00:58:56 UTC  


2017-03-16 00:59:13 UTC  

what else should I shitpost with tts

2017-03-16 00:59:29 UTC  

other than MLP because apperently that gets you banned

2017-03-16 00:59:42 UTC  

I was born with a rare genital defect. My dick is 2 inches long but it's girth is 9 inches wide. It affects my mental health as much as it does my physical health. Every day I have to suffer with a giant pancake for a dick. I am going to kill myself tomorrow night via helium. Goodbye

2017-03-16 01:01:17 UTC  


2017-03-16 01:01:25 UTC  

What'd i do?

2017-03-16 01:01:31 UTC  

Jeb fan here. Pacific Northwest.
You're a fool if you think Jeb heads aren't armed. Shit man a lot of us served. Those of us who haven't have family who have, family in law enforcement, and so on. I've hunted and gutted deer. I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. I've fought. I've wrestled. I used to skate and I've broken so many bones I've literally lost count and walked half of them off. And there's nothing special or exceptional about me. You're a fool if you don't think Jeb heads are formidable. For every straw man pic you have of a faggy old cuck with a Jeb! sign or inflatable Jeb! balloons I have a pic of a fat virgin beta orbiter Trumpster with a weak stance who still flinches when he fires. I don't presume that Drumpfkins are not formidable. I grew up surrounded by Trump types before they became the Trump types. I know what they can do. I've hunted with them. But that's what's funny about these neolibertarian pseudofascists. They assume they're the toughest guys in the world and everyone else is soft. That's why they keep losing wars. The south loses. Every time they flex. Jeb heads are ruthless when cornered. We burned Atlanta to the ground and used rape as a weapon of mass psychological operation, disrupted troops and marched right up to Jefferson Davis front door. We designed a bomb that destroyed entire cities, then we upgraded it. We invented remote control flying guns and remote control bombers.. Don't fuck with us. The south will rise again? Fine. We'll put em down again.

2017-03-16 01:01:59 UTC  

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe yes but tts is gay and doesn't play the whole thing

2017-03-16 01:02:32 UTC  

99 bottles of jews on the wall 99 bottles of kill all the kike nigger faggots

2017-03-16 01:03:09 UTC  

@Ulstèr-Scotch Check your PM's

2017-03-16 01:03:10 UTC  

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little globalist? I'll have you know gets over 11 million hits a month, and

2017-03-16 01:03:19 UTC  

I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Bohemian Grove, and I have over 300 confirmed Bilderberg protests. I am trained in memetic

2017-03-16 01:03:29 UTC  

warfare and I'm the top pundit in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another shill.

2017-03-16 01:03:39 UTC  

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

2017-03-16 01:03:40 UTC  

@Ulstèr-Scotch dude, don't leave me in the dark here

2017-03-16 01:03:45 UTC  

You think you can get away with taking our guns and making frogs gay?

2017-03-16 01:03:55 UTC  

Think again, globalist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alt-rightists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, globalist.

2017-03-16 01:04:02 UTC  

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the European Union.

2017-03-16 01:04:10 UTC  

You're fucking dead, goblin.

2017-03-16 01:04:17 UTC  

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can break your conditioning in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

2017-03-16 01:04:18 UTC  

@everyone Pence Bot now has a 5 minute CD on pictures

2017-03-16 01:04:27 UTC  


2017-03-16 01:04:27 UTC  

Not only am I extensively trained in information warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States alt-right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable propaganda off the face of the continent, you little shit.

2017-03-16 01:04:37 UTC  

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" propaganda was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

2017-03-16 01:04:45 UTC  

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Soros.

2017-03-16 01:04:58 UTC  

does anyone have ~cheese pizza~ Oh woe what's this *notices bulge*

2017-03-16 01:05:26 UTC  

Who here believe pizza gate is real

2017-03-16 01:05:27 UTC  
2017-03-16 01:05:27 UTC  

"REPENT @Iamawesom!" *BZZT*

2017-03-16 01:05:27 UTC  

@Iamawesom *was shocked with 7J, leaving him a complete fucking faggot, ready to suck the next dick. He is completely unscathed!*

2017-03-16 01:05:47 UTC  

I persoanlly think it's not impossible, although most lefites I know absolutely deny it

2017-03-16 01:06:05 UTC  

"stop making conspiracy theories you weirdo"

2017-03-16 01:06:07 UTC  

I would create an underground ring of sex slaves that were all male bodybuilders that specifically identified as being straight.

2017-03-16 01:06:09 UTC  

I would seduce each and every one of my sex slaves as a personal conquest to prove that my strength was superior to their own.

2017-03-16 01:06:16 UTC  

My cock could rest each night; hilt'ed inside of muscle slut. His innards would expertly milk my pulsing cock for hours;

2017-03-16 01:06:24 UTC  

and they would each beg for just a taste of my power.