Message from @lachlan 🥀

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2019-07-25 03:28:08 UTC  

damn

2019-07-25 03:28:10 UTC  

edgy

2019-07-25 03:28:16 UTC  

y'all are fucked

2019-07-25 10:24:39 UTC  

@Ewolfa ok buddy retard

2019-07-25 18:43:12 UTC  

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2019-07-25 18:44:24 UTC  

@Deleted User you're glowing pretty hard

2019-07-25 22:22:44 UTC  

@Ewolfa (you)

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2019-07-25 22:23:22 UTC  

this answers the age old question

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587115763106840576/604076256966737921/g80akai2hte21.png

2019-07-25 22:50:50 UTC  

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2019-07-28 02:23:24 UTC  

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2019-07-30 04:28:12 UTC  

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2019-07-30 12:51:51 UTC  

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2019-07-30 12:51:54 UTC  

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2019-07-30 22:54:49 UTC  

@President Sanders📍🇺🇸 get the mexico look

2019-07-30 23:01:45 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:26:15 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:33:15 UTC  

kermit is a rapist

2019-07-31 02:21:56 UTC  

^

2019-07-31 23:53:25 UTC  

israel every time iran or palestine usesa boat

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2019-07-31 23:54:16 UTC  

Palestinian boat?

2019-07-31 23:54:30 UTC  

Have they ever had a boat

2019-07-31 23:54:55 UTC  

Ok I see your name I’m sorry

2019-08-01 00:28:27 UTC  

thats true, they cant afford boats

2019-08-01 00:28:33 UTC  

okay only iran then

2019-08-01 13:40:42 UTC  

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2019-08-01 22:57:15 UTC  

I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows.

The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it

The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female.

The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last.

I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in.

2019-08-01 22:58:05 UTC  

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2019-08-01 23:07:13 UTC  

kek

2019-08-01 23:07:24 UTC  

fucking based

2019-08-01 23:07:55 UTC  

imagine drinking some E-thots fucking bathwater

2019-08-02 23:41:22 UTC  

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2019-08-03 06:34:47 UTC  

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2019-08-03 15:07:13 UTC  

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2019-08-03 15:13:15 UTC  

@Rights light mode

2019-08-03 15:13:19 UTC  

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2019-08-03 15:46:39 UTC  

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2019-08-03 15:47:01 UTC  

whenever i use dark mode my retinas shit themselves

2019-08-03 15:50:42 UTC  

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2019-08-03 21:22:04 UTC  

@Rights the rods in your eyes think they’re cones, even though they never will be, so you cant see dark

2019-08-05 14:41:09 UTC  

world peace finally happenin! people are figuring out WW2, like the true story. please share! https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/anti-gravity-b52-bombers-won-ww2-ari-asulin/?published=t
i think the thing that did it, when everyone realized trump was going to win in 2020 because the media had been lying about him for over 4 years straight, they realized the same principle might be true for the last 100 years of global warfare. i.e. the victors of WW2 created public schools to teach a false version of their victory. Kinda obvious really

2019-08-05 17:41:29 UTC  

Wtf