Addie has the right one

From Quaderni Sclavo di diagnostica clinica e di laboratorio

So i did more reaserch on this "miracle"

Apparently it took place in 700 AD

but the first mentions of it were in the 1600s

which is pretty strange

The first studies on it were in the 1600s

But that's not the part of the miracle that we are trying to prove in a lab

We have others that have eye witnesses and such too, but this specific miracle has lasted over a millenia, yet it's blood contents are those of someone who's blood is still beating, it's fresh.

Despite being exposed to decomposition

The flesh is real flesh, the blood type is that of the Shroud of Turin, aka a Jewish man

The studies in the 1600s showed that the clots defied normal physics in that the larger ones were weighed the same as the smaller, if I remember correctly

Similar miracles show that the white blood cell count remain fresh, which is impossible

what the fuck? Did you say that its *beating* and defies physics?

yea im calling bullshit

I didn't

I'm saying it has the blood composition of a heart that is still beating

The heart itself is coagulated

I don't see where you could have gotten confused in all of that

this will sound stupid but how do i open it?

the shroud spectrum opened up fine but this one doesnt seem easy

you probably have to sign in

nvm you have to click send to

this is it/

?

the link is just a citation

http://www.mediafire.com/file/2j2j8qalrmcrlb4/Lanciano_Article_16-45-35.pdf/file
that's a link to the study itself, though it's in italian

i fell asleep

anywho, there is very little on this guy and his "research". So far the only mentions i can find of him are on catholics websites

and it doesnt seem like his research was even peer reviewed

so i'm pretty confident in dismissing it

btw, Im pretty sure the "shroud of turin" blood test was fraudulent

The evidence against the shroud vastly outweights the evidence for its authenticity

Even if it were an actual burial cloth from the time of Jesus, there is no way to confirm that it actually *belonged* to Jesus

But here is the crazy part

Even if I were to agree that it belonged to Jesus, it *still doesnt mean he is the son of God

(i bring this up because Eoppa said the blood type of the mystery meat matched the blood found on the shroud of turin)

@Riley what do you think about the theory that jesus actually lived in 1000ad

i think u r gay and u suck on pee pee and eat poo poo

Fuck