Message from Ulrich in Front And Center #general
I could turn a penny into copper wire rn
Alfred has the arm strength to lift 600 pounds but not to tie knots that can hold up to gusts of wind on an overpass.
Thankfully after this quality leg day I now have the lower body strength to throw myself into traffic
I'm a faggot and just do hex bars not real deadlifts because I always fuck my lower back up, some autistic part in my brain cant do a real deadlift right
Now double killing myself because of the shame
I can teach :^)
I'll take you up on that tbh
At least get a bowl haircut first
I got a hernia deadlifting. It's a scary fucking workout.
>not just having a Bowlcut already
You're so 2017
Then I see Eddie Hall deadlift 1100 pounds and I want to off myself.
Mfw that guy will probably die by age 50
If you're still alive at 50 you're a pussy
The virgin canvas hang vs. the chad banner drop
`The fascist group Patriot Front, the same group responsible for the banner drop at UTSA last month, did a short photo op and speech in front of the Alamo tonight. While it seems as though Patriot Front is confining their actions to short nighttime pop-up demonstrations, likely out of fear of being met with organized resistance, we dont take their presence in our community in any capacity lightly. We reject Patriot Front and the violent ideological motivations that it clings to in their entirety, and we maintain our absolute refusal to allow for any platform or degree of consideration to be granted to their rhetoric. If and when we confront Patriot Front in the act of one of their cowardly demonstrations, they will be shut down by any means necessary.`
"We're scared but we can't do anything about it because they wont play on our terms, boo hoo"
If someone can reach both ends of the banner, you may as well print a large sign, lol.
We used to have a no girls allowed sign on our tree fort but we changed ot to this.