That's an unsettling thought tbh

Shame on you bolsa

at least it will be enjoyed

try asking mister

he's in need

How will a rotting penis in a jar be enjoyed?

he's been weird lately i assume it's the lack of penis

you know what spice is so good

no u

It’s not a spice

Nevermind

It's not the size of the boat

It's the motion of the ocean

Wrong

I have both qualities

if the seas are rough

Don’t get in on a dingy

I prefer staying on land

Or being a whale

i'm lost on metaphors

An apex predator

does staying on land means doing it standing or some shit

it means not doin it

I don't want to ride his boat

@Bolsapryca we can start off with dinner, I was thinking wine and paella by the sea

i don't like paella

it is not the height of the cliff it's the fun falling off of it

and no one eats paella for dinner

I thought it sounded kinda nice

but no one eats paella by the sea

what even is paella

the spanish be shamed for paella

It's delicious

I was trying to be a sexy romantic Spaniard

yeah I dunno

Philippino people cook it better

I just was being weird

that would've worked 20 years ago

Pie ayahhhh

people cook paella are really bad

how do