Message from @Hernán Cortés

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2017-03-08 22:41:23 UTC  

I gave Dr. Piss the trusted member role

2017-03-08 22:42:33 UTC  

he should be

2017-03-08 22:46:25 UTC  

>When you find out that one of your teachers participated in the day without women event and is now being replaced by a long term sub

2017-03-08 22:46:35 UTC  

kek

2017-03-08 22:46:44 UTC  

>still being in school

2017-03-08 22:47:34 UTC  

>not getten an educateshun

2017-03-08 22:52:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/289168489464332288/tumblr_ome2tje5DN1rqpszmo2_540.jpg

2017-03-08 22:53:53 UTC  

>Covering that beautiful tank in leafs

2017-03-08 22:54:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/289168978977488898/tumblr_ome2tje5DN1rqpszmo1_540.jpg

2017-03-08 22:54:33 UTC  

Is that tank covered in newspapers?

2017-03-08 22:54:44 UTC  

See it before it's news

2017-03-08 22:55:12 UTC  

Was it raining and the people driving it didn't have time to get it to the garage or something?

2017-03-08 22:55:37 UTC  

was it supposed to be some kind of cheap cammo?

2017-03-08 22:55:41 UTC  

It's called camouflage

2017-03-08 22:55:47 UTC  

Slav tier

2017-03-08 22:55:56 UTC  

That explains everything then

2017-03-08 22:59:30 UTC  

It's actually decently effective for its cost

2017-03-08 22:59:55 UTC  

Considering it's ok camo and doesn't cost hundreds of thousands of dollars per tank

2017-03-08 23:00:07 UTC  

It might work at very far ranges but otherwise it is pretty shit.

2017-03-08 23:15:48 UTC  

Why the fuck has southern NY been ravaged by strong winds recently?

2017-03-08 23:16:57 UTC  

@Dangerlurking Low atmospheric pressure

2017-03-08 23:17:25 UTC  

How do I blame this on climate change?

2017-03-08 23:18:13 UTC  

By saying it's Drumpf's fault

2017-03-08 23:18:38 UTC  

It's tornado season

2017-03-08 23:18:46 UTC  

DAMN YOU FRUMPA{DIAODIAF THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR REMOVING RESTRICTIONS ON THE EVIL CORPORATIONS

2017-03-08 23:18:53 UTC  

We had like 30 tornadoes just yesterday

2017-03-08 23:19:55 UTC  

My speech teacher was conversing with the tumblrinas in the class about how she was considering taking off for woman's day

2017-03-08 23:20:16 UTC  

My location has only had 1 tornado in my lifetime and it was pretty fucking bad since it hit both my city and another city in the east that actually uprooted trees and damaged houses pretty badly.

2017-03-08 23:21:39 UTC  

If I had to estimate what it was it was most likely an EF2 ranking tornado.

2017-03-08 23:23:10 UTC  

The reason for that being partly destroyed houses and uprooted trees that were very well established.

2017-03-08 23:25:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/289176843024596992/poled.png

2017-03-08 23:26:44 UTC  

Are they piloting a plane?

2017-03-08 23:26:51 UTC  

bogship

2017-03-08 23:27:22 UTC  

Sounds like a based ship

2017-03-08 23:27:24 UTC  

@GoGo That reminds me of an exchange that occurred in my literature class the other day. We were discussing this early 20th century play called "Trifles", which was written by a feminist (you can see where this is going).

2017-03-08 23:28:15 UTC  

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2017-03-08 23:28:22 UTC  

***QUICK RUNDOWN***

2017-03-08 23:28:44 UTC  

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2017-03-08 23:29:00 UTC  

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.