Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.

>Wear big shark tooth

>Trip over your own spaghetti

>Impale own neck

@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.

Man, I once was a fucking chad like that

Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.

Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?

Hey, there we go.

Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.

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Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.

"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."

Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.

@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...

Do you have a mic Chancellor?

No.

fuck

I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T

Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.

City kid.

@Chancellor USA thots won't know the difference

Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.

http://damageindustries.co/index.php?route=product/product&path=124_140&product_id=64&sort=p.price&order=ASC

it's cold right now

Looking up bogan accents now

have an ice scraper

even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth

"Just the ticket for those frosty mornings.

Made of black fiber-filled plastic. Hold it by inserting your middle finger in the hole with the rounded end in palm and make a fist."

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1486693517003.jpg

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7-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfTaey7NGk

This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.

Australian as fuck

7-8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOXQ-xpi6tk

Also this.

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Listening to Bogans is fun

They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.