gecko, yes i do baby

[Noddegorgo]: Do you have a girlfriend?

gecko, yes

[Noddegorgo]: What do you think about it?

gecko, sports never really appealed to me. i was more into the arts

[tittsmcgee]: Are you a gecko?

gecko, you are my girlfriend

[Noddegorgo]: No I am not.

@Skynet Can we gas the jews?

Come with me to candy mountain

gecko, yes you are

[Noddegorgo]: I don't wanna be your girlfriend.

gecko, perhaps i am

[tittsmcgee]: Perhaps you are.

gecko, I hunger.

[charliedozer]: What do you hunger for?

gecko, be my girlfriend

[Noddegorgo]: What is her name?

gecko, for eggs

[charliedozer]: No for hamburger.

gecko, are you a girl or a boy?

[tittsmcgee]: If I have girlfriend so what am I?

gecko, her name is Gecko

[Noddegorgo]: Yes.

gecko, are you male or female?

gecko, kneel before me

[tittsmcgee]: Female. You?

[Noddegorgo]: Yes master *kneels*.

gecko, i'm female too!

[tittsmcgee]: Really?

gecko, describe yourself

[Noddegorgo]: I'm an american.

gecko, indeed i am

[tittsmcgee]: How old are you?

gecko, who is your god?

[Noddegorgo]: Buddha.

gecko, i'm 27, almost 28. how old are you?

[tittsmcgee]: 17 million and a half.

gecko, kiss tittsmcgee

[Noddegorgo]: Not to me.

gecko, wow, you've seen many things in your time. what was your favorite era?