why that dick

famous dick

Cuz she wants to finger his butt

sexy

i'll make sure to record it

Sign up to be a hooker on craigslist. He'll hire ya

huh

all i need to do is DM his wife apparently and he'll fly me out for free!

You won't leave there alive

its ok i want to die

ironically(?)

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why does everyone want to die in this chat

(>o__o)>

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seriously @carlsbad

Why would we not? We're surrounded by morons like myself

life is too short to not accept death with open arms

don't be glum chum

wanting to die and accepting death are not the same thing

well you cant want to die without accepting death

false

oooook

*Your hypothesis is in all actuality... false.*

do boys even know about boob sweat

wanting to die means you're gonna go out looking for ways to do it or invite it, accepting death means not letting your fear of it cloud your thoughts and actions

accepting it as a reality of your mortality is sort of necessary if you're openly attempting to end your life

fat boys do

as a severely obese man, I know about boob sweat ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

*tragic*

boobs are great unless theyre big and then theyre just a pain in the ass

sure

i can live with that

got a new mouse

feels nice

Boobs are always great

mostly because i dont have boobs myself

*same-*

I had big boobs once

theyre not great when theyre yours

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