Message from @Sarcastro

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2017-03-14 01:09:35 UTC  

oh yeah i see

2017-03-14 01:10:03 UTC  

but serious, people are so scared of Australia but seem to not flinch at the places where black bears roam free

2017-03-14 01:10:25 UTC  

Levant viper

2017-03-14 01:10:27 UTC  

or are they normal brown bears? I don't know...THEY ARE BEARS!

2017-03-14 01:10:48 UTC  

man if you see a bear you're dead any way

2017-03-14 01:11:08 UTC  

with spiders and snakes there is still a sense of false hope

2017-03-14 01:11:17 UTC  

but at least the bear is not venomois

2017-03-14 01:11:37 UTC  

Has anyone here played the destroy all humans games?

2017-03-14 01:12:34 UTC  

venom may be painful, but being eaten alive sounds much worse lol

2017-03-14 01:12:38 UTC  

they look very bad

2017-03-14 01:12:49 UTC  

andn o I haven't G.I

2017-03-14 01:12:50 UTC  

@Onyxryde nah, you die before getting eaten

2017-03-14 01:13:28 UTC  

i guess you would die of shock if they don't get any vital arteries or organs first

2017-03-14 01:13:42 UTC  

but yeah I guess you would bleed out pretty fast

2017-03-14 01:13:59 UTC  

nah, the bear hits you like a truck, you're brobably be knocked out quickly

2017-03-14 01:14:14 UTC  

and like most animals it will go for the neck while checking if you're alive

2017-03-14 01:15:05 UTC  

the thing is you cant run away from a bear: it can run at 60 km/hour, can get you on any tree and can climb any clif. If there is a place in the forest, the bear can get there

2017-03-14 01:15:35 UTC  

yeah, you can definitely run away from a snake and after a few metres they can't even tell where you are anyway as they rely on vibrations

2017-03-14 01:15:53 UTC  

they rely on heat vision and smell mostly

2017-03-14 01:16:05 UTC  

you cant run away from a spider though

2017-03-14 01:16:20 UTC  

why not lol

2017-03-14 01:16:21 UTC  

because when you notice it, its already too late

2017-03-14 01:16:27 UTC  

its close

2017-03-14 01:16:31 UTC  

you're in a web

2017-03-14 01:16:35 UTC  

you're paralyzed

2017-03-14 01:16:41 UTC  

being turned to liquid

2017-03-14 01:16:45 UTC  

brain hurts

2017-03-14 01:16:47 UTC  

oh no

2017-03-14 01:16:52 UTC  

hmm nah i've walked in the bush and... oh god I need to find a picture of this because it's a surreal moment when it happens

2017-03-14 01:17:22 UTC  

why would you even come close to a bush in Australia

2017-03-14 01:17:28 UTC  

do you have a death wish?

2017-03-14 01:18:37 UTC  

I think they are the orbbeb spider or something, they are pretty obvious, so I was walking in a bush area near my place and suddenly they were everywhere, webs with spiders EVERYWHERE

2017-03-14 01:18:49 UTC  

yellow and black?

2017-03-14 01:19:02 UTC  

i think so

2017-03-14 01:19:08 UTC  

those are golden orb ones yeah

2017-03-14 01:20:11 UTC  

i don't think they are harmful but if you are afraid of spiders it is scary

2017-03-14 01:20:39 UTC  

but that's why you don't put your hands in cracks and spaces

2017-03-14 01:20:51 UTC  

wiki says the venom is similar to black widow, but not nearly as powerful

2017-03-14 01:21:26 UTC  

If I lived an AU, I would plastic wrap my shoes every time

2017-03-14 01:22:34 UTC  

lol