How does he have an Internet connection?

Most hobos have cell phones these days

Really?

Well here in america some hobos have cell phones

For realsies

How did he become homeless?

The pot killed all of his relationships

How many relationships?

**All his relationships.**

🖕 @Thresh

How many relationships has he been in?

No clue

Probably at least one

I'm gonna guess three.

At the same time

Polygamy?

More like sexygamy

How long did it take for the pot to ruin his relationships?

The day it hit his lips

In an instant all of his relationships were destroyed

This is why they warn you to stay away from the pot in school

Jokes on school, I'm never gonna get in a relationship.

I wouldn't worry about that too much right now

Time to get high.

Another poor soul lost to the marijuana

I've got no relationship to loose, may as well.

Well I'm sure you've got friends yo

I've only got two.

I used to have three, third was actually my bestfriend, but, I don't talk to him anymore.

Did you move away or something?

No, something happened between us, I'd rather not go into detail.

It's cool

Loosing him was pretty painful though.

He was like a big brother to me.

😐 aww

Can we talk about something else?

Sure

We can talk about how much melon sucks

Yeah!

I hope melon scrolls through this chat later

🖕