Message from @clippy

Discord ID: 272047206532382731


2017-01-20 16:50:59 UTC  

It was just a funny pic that had some relevance today christ

2017-01-20 16:51:16 UTC  

Oh yeah, I'm really fucking excited for today

2017-01-20 16:51:19 UTC  

settle down Clippeh

2017-01-20 16:52:14 UTC  

Mmmm it makes me tingle to think about how finally...after all these years..I get to be under his ultimate power

2017-01-20 16:52:43 UTC  

We allllll doooooo....yes...we do

2017-01-20 16:53:03 UTC  

I dont like this server help

2017-01-20 16:53:16 UTC  

you're trapped here Clip

2017-01-20 16:53:21 UTC  

freoeva!!!!

2017-01-20 16:54:14 UTC  

Not the type of trap i like to be honest

2017-01-20 16:55:09 UTC  

oh no

2017-01-20 16:55:33 UTC  

Everyone loves chicks with dicks

2017-01-20 16:56:26 UTC  

Grandpa didn't have traps back in the day, he had to search for chicks with dicks instead

2017-01-20 16:56:27 UTC  

Ikr

2017-01-20 16:56:33 UTC  

Mhmmm

2017-01-20 16:57:17 UTC  

Wait are there men with vaginas

2017-01-20 16:57:22 UTC  

grandpa squeezin the titty with one hand and the dick with the other

2017-01-20 16:57:32 UTC  

yeah...YOU!!! owned

2017-01-20 16:57:33 UTC  

Hah!

2017-01-20 16:57:55 UTC  

Milking two things at once

2017-01-20 16:58:09 UTC  

oh my

2017-01-20 16:58:28 UTC  

You can milk 2 things at once with a regular girl too

2017-01-20 16:58:40 UTC  

Damnnnnn YOUUUUU

2017-01-20 16:59:00 UTC  

But you can't grab a cocklette at the same time

2017-01-20 16:59:13 UTC  

But what about giving 2 a lil squeeze and one the succ with a trap

2017-01-20 16:59:16 UTC  

Oh

2017-01-20 17:00:06 UTC  

True, on your knees with both arms up squeezing away

2017-01-20 17:01:40 UTC  

well, my children finally have a white president, it seems

2017-01-20 17:02:00 UTC  

Finally.

2017-01-20 17:02:10 UTC  

Today is a good day to be alive.

2017-01-20 17:05:12 UTC  

Oh yeah, they have never even lived under a white man. Other than you of course

2017-01-20 17:05:44 UTC  

Man, I was in 4th grade when Obama was elected for the first time

2017-01-20 17:06:18 UTC  

Praise the sun! \ [T] /

2017-01-20 17:06:41 UTC  

Be blessed by the glowing orange light

2017-01-20 17:06:58 UTC  

Yes.

2017-01-20 17:10:41 UTC  

Everyone, I'm afraid to say that Shaggy got in an awful gift wrapping accident

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/272050281871704064/image.png

2017-01-20 17:10:50 UTC  

He is now disfigured

2017-01-20 17:10:57 UTC  

NOOOOooooo

2017-01-20 17:11:05 UTC  

you have my condolences Julia :<

2017-01-20 17:11:12 UTC  

Ty, Sentri

2017-01-20 17:11:24 UTC  

NOOOOOO