No.

😂

When I was in the Third grade my only friend was the Japanese boy whose dad's company owned a big business in my town. My first girlfriend was also Japanese

I swore one day I would move to Japan and marry a Japanese woman

That is a dream I gave up a long time ago

Yeah, you probably don't want to have to buy a ton of louis vuitton hand bags.

Lol why would I have to buy a ton of louis vuitton hand bags?

Japanese girls will want you to buy them for them.

lolololololololololololol

Is that like the standard there? Like Louis Vuitton hand bags are like Jordan's for the Japanese people?

If you don't have Louis Vuitton, you are a peasant

Shine my shoes you bagless piece of shit

Yeah, everyone seems to have them, regardless of the female's age.

But on the upside if you got married you'd probably be able to cheat on her any time you wanted.

Chubby little 80 year old lady with her Louis Vuitton handbag strapped to her walker

I wouldn't want to cheat on my wife

It's kinda the norm around here.

That's awful

If I cheated on my girlfriend she would probably stay with me, but I would never want to do that to her. If I ever felt compelled to cheat on her I would leave her

That's just an awful thing to do to someone

The sister of one of my friends was having an affair with a married man, she got knocked up so he dumped his wife and married her.

That's fucked

If it wasn't for all the cheating, or desire to cheat, or attempts to cheat there would probably be a lot of businesses that would go out of business.

Why though?

I heard there was an Industry down there that basically women pay men to go on Platonic dates with them and they make like $50k USD a month

If people wanted to shower affection on their wives instead of other women hostess clubs and love hotels would see a sharp drop in customers.

I see

Welp, I'm moving to Japan and opening a whore house

lol I've had a guy come on to me like right in front of his wife and she was like oh I'm so sorry my husband is coming on to you, and I was like no sweat off my back, man.

That's so fucked

I also heard they loved white people

My dead husband's sister got married, but still ending up spending a lot of her time at her parents house because being married was boring or something along those lines.

A lot of times they want a white person as a trophy foreigner or for free English lessons.

That's wild

You have a dead husband? I'm sorry to hear that

How old are you?

46, don't be sorry, turned out to be for the best, he was a psychopath.

Oh wow

Despite my pleas to family, doctors, and police, I was always told he couldn't be institutionalized against his will, which I think is BS and they were just being lazy.

Like how crazy are we talking? Like domestic abuse crazy? Or Jeffrey Dohmer crazy?

Abuse, throwing things, breaking things, kicking the cat for looking at him wrong and demanding the cat apologize to him, lots of stuff.