Message from @Katnipkitkat
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When I was in high school my boyfriend was like my brother has a real skull, you want it, and I was like hells yeah!
That's amazing
Don't get caught with it
You might get arrested for a murder you didn't commit
I didn't have any trouble bringing it on the flight to Japan in my carry on.
So you're not from Japan?
From America.
That's dope
Is JP better?
Some is, some isn't.
My girlfriend is Chinese. that almost counts, right?
Counts as what?
As a Japanese person
No.
😂
When I was in the Third grade my only friend was the Japanese boy whose dad's company owned a big business in my town. My first girlfriend was also Japanese
I swore one day I would move to Japan and marry a Japanese woman
That is a dream I gave up a long time ago
Yeah, you probably don't want to have to buy a ton of louis vuitton hand bags.
Lol why would I have to buy a ton of louis vuitton hand bags?
lolololololololololololol
Is that like the standard there? Like Louis Vuitton hand bags are like Jordan's for the Japanese people?
If you don't have Louis Vuitton, you are a peasant
Shine my shoes you bagless piece of shit
Yeah, everyone seems to have them, regardless of the female's age.
But on the upside if you got married you'd probably be able to cheat on her any time you wanted.
Chubby little 80 year old lady with her Louis Vuitton handbag strapped to her walker
I wouldn't want to cheat on my wife
It's kinda the norm around here.
That's awful
If I cheated on my girlfriend she would probably stay with me, but I would never want to do that to her. If I ever felt compelled to cheat on her I would leave her
That's just an awful thing to do to someone
The sister of one of my friends was having an affair with a married man, she got knocked up so he dumped his wife and married her.
That's fucked
If it wasn't for all the cheating, or desire to cheat, or attempts to cheat there would probably be a lot of businesses that would go out of business.
Why though?
I heard there was an Industry down there that basically women pay men to go on Platonic dates with them and they make like $50k USD a month
If people wanted to shower affection on their wives instead of other women hostess clubs and love hotels would see a sharp drop in customers.
I see
Welp, I'm moving to Japan and opening a whore house