I still want to fuck

Lemme samsh

smash*

Can you help me smash as well Ned?

I'll be a wing man

Yeah, but you're gonna have to help me out of my chair.

I can't smash on my own.

I'll get a pulley system

Awesome

And I'll need help getting my pants down

The lady will do that for you

Hulk..... smash.

That's awesome

I'm going to be a damn Hulk with my frustration pent up

I'll need help with putting on a condom.

Again

Lady

Could be a lady of the night

Professional

What if she says she's on the pill?

Should I go with it or wear protection?

I'd say go for protection. There's always the possiblity that she's lying. It happens far more often than feminists are willing to admit. Also, even if it is being taken, it's not 100% guarenteed. So doubling up on protection can help.

Cool

Thanks Emma

What if is a grill

You need different protection then

Also, does it matter if I'm on top or bottom?

Not really.

Cool

I'd always go for protection either way

Better safe than sorry

Good point

I love the fugg but hate the kids

Penis flavored condoms for that complete "like it's not even there" experience.

I like kids, but not babies

You are a kid

Wait, why would a condom have flavouring?

Blowjobs

Ohhhh

Why not

Kids and sex talk in the same conversation. Nice.