I can't get out of my wheelchair @Katnipkitkat!

So call a call girl when your parents aren't around.

@Emma Oh... shit... am I a whore? I've seen many a whore, looked em right in the eye

What's a call girl?

No just no

A secret sex worker

If you don't know then stop asking about dating/sex advice.

Basically

This needs to stop

A female escort

That fucks on the job

@Katnipkitkat Can you explain what a call girl is in deep detail.

No.

If you take payments in ramen packets, are you still a prostitute?

Ha ha ha

they probably make less money than reply girls

A very desperate one

@huell_Clover Can you explain?

@Ian kek

very kek

Call girls are a simple concept

Tell me then

2-D, nobody here is your own personal Google.

"A call girl or female escort is a sex worker who does not display her profession to the general public; nor does she usually work in an institution like a brothel, although she may be employed by an escort agency."

I'm not gonna google it

Google it

|That was google

How do I recruit a call girl?

I'm not a degenerate so I can't answer that

I am on a 27 year long dry spell.

Am I a degenerate?

No

I was trying to make a joke

I'm not funny

Dry spell?

Will the call girl fuck me?

Degenerates are the only hope for humanity's long term survival.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

OK

Seriously, how do I recruit call girls?

this is getting old lol