I wish I knew a hot chick

Your mom

i wish i wasnt forevr alone

@normal person yum

This is like watching 2 cucks cuking together

@Deleted User ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Am I a cuck?

Yes

@vegeta if you ask, yes

Rookie mistake

Ugh. Sometimes I wish I could just put my cats in stasis for awhile, I get so tired of threatening to kick their asses all the time. -.-

Huh, looks like my future alternative reality wife fucked another man

Same here

Cats are traps sometimes

Just kick their asses

Kick my arse

Get a ring and make em fight

With your tits

Ok

They do something they know I find annoying, then escape into the bathroom when I yell at them, then sneak back when I'm not looking to do the exact same thing again.

Cat fight club

W my tits what ?

Get some dogs as well

@Katnipkitkat they are bored. They want to play

Who wants nudes

Can I fight them?

Me!

No, they want to be dicks, I know it, it's a cat plot.

You can f them

Hey DovahDrog you got a promotion

Nice

I want a promotion

@normal person you are the president or whatever

I'm the president of hell?

Putin

I'll catch a glimpse of one of them out of my peripheral vision and yell "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" and they sulk away. I know what they are thinking. They just haven't figured out the concept of peripheral vision yet.

Cause I'm satan

Goof

Who wants to see nudes

I'll send nudes

@Katnipkitkat you need to give them more to do. Mental stimulation