Message from @Sarcastro

Discord ID: 302172072594112513


2017-04-13 19:45:08 UTC  

How does one get a grill in 8th grade

2017-04-13 19:45:18 UTC  

wear a cookie monster snapback

2017-04-13 19:45:48 UTC  

Hm

2017-04-13 19:45:49 UTC  

No how do you talk to obe

2017-04-13 19:45:52 UTC  

*one

2017-04-13 19:46:34 UTC  

they come to you

2017-04-13 19:46:36 UTC  

use your dick

2017-04-13 19:47:06 UTC  

Isn't that sexual harrasment

2017-04-13 19:47:33 UTC  

Thats not what he sayin man

2017-04-13 19:47:35 UTC  

you gotta get noided bro

2017-04-13 19:48:08 UTC  

What does nodded meab

2017-04-13 19:48:13 UTC  

*noided

2017-04-13 19:48:20 UTC  

noided

2017-04-13 19:49:02 UTC  

@Sarcastro How many west slavs can you take on in a fight, if they came in waves of 10, and you had to fight a Gopnik every 5 waves?

2017-04-13 19:49:28 UTC  
2017-04-13 19:49:44 UTC  

да

2017-04-13 19:50:00 UTC  

im too lazy to switch to cyrillic keyboard so I just keep lexilogos open

2017-04-13 20:00:20 UTC  

🍑

2017-04-13 20:03:08 UTC  

@Sarcastro where were you when we were talking about Vitas last night

2017-04-13 20:03:20 UTC  

is he still popular in rus

2017-04-13 20:03:56 UTC  

No he's not

2017-04-13 20:03:59 UTC  

wtf

2017-04-13 20:04:03 UTC  

crime against humanity

2017-04-13 20:04:17 UTC  

Nobody ever took him seriously

2017-04-13 20:04:34 UTC  

im so envious

2017-04-13 20:04:34 UTC  

He was always considered a freak show, the town retard

2017-04-13 20:04:42 UTC  

imagine having that much fun with your talent

2017-04-13 20:05:16 UTC  

ever since that video of 7th element showed up in america everyone listened to him as a meme

2017-04-13 20:05:23 UTC  

one thing led to another

2017-04-13 20:05:32 UTC  

and now im the president of Vitas Fans New York

2017-04-13 20:16:46 UTC  

I had a problem and that problem is over

2017-04-13 20:17:13 UTC  

tell us more lad

2017-04-13 20:17:40 UTC  

So apparently my dumbass forgot I signed up with unionforgamers with my PayPal and I emailed help support lmao and now I feel dumb

2017-04-13 20:17:57 UTC  

WHAT THE FUCK PHONE

2017-04-13 20:18:00 UTC  

um

2017-04-13 20:18:03 UTC  

what?

2017-04-13 20:18:24 UTC  

My phone just fucking auto corrected everything fuck

2017-04-13 20:20:07 UTC  

alright that makes more sense than 'sex the fuck offset'

2017-04-13 20:20:15 UTC  

Lmao

2017-04-13 20:21:58 UTC  

So now I feel like a dumbass because I confused myself