My dogs are healthy for the most part yes

my wrath from janurys inicdent will be godlike not to metion are revenge in commons

@olev shut up ugly

@dz : (

i just murdered a giant mosquito

Not anymore. I poisoned your water supply. @Spirit

@olev ( :

O no

like it was massive

Not mah water

the size of my hand

Dani that's not v vegan of u

Ok, well when youve looked into the medical aspects of brachycephalic dogs and their various inbred friends you can come back and well have another talk

aint no dog want no creepy ass touching her

K

I'll. need help, Morty. @Deleted User

Amy has pink skin.

my friend was screaming

lmfao

i feel like a dad rn

its goning to be like vitnenam ,ww2 , the l.a riots, duke and doom, the oklama city bombing I wanna make my last inpersinon on the world

Amy has pink skin? Every woman has pink skin in their vagina, Rick.

pink skin

u wot m8

All women are the same color on the inside! Am I right?!

@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I admire your dedication

Someone is talking about me

Okay Morty, you obviously have never had sex with a man before. There is NO pink skin. Burp.

I'm sorry I didn't see ma but she is a good meme

Be quiet.

I'm not really disappointed but it's still not really bad but it's really bad because it's a really bad game

Now Morty, come feel this lump in my pants.

I'm confused

omg, it all comes to the junk in the pants. no thanks

I would never have sex with you Rick

Not my dick Morty! Geez, what do you think I am, some kind of weirdo? I mean the lump in the BACK of my pants!

@ooo Rick has had sex with an entire planet full of people before.

UNITY!

Nooo

Exactly

He's ugly, old and GROSS