12 or 13 paracetamol should put you to sleep...

*Waking up is not guaranteed.*

Lol

Does anybody here play Rocket League

If any of u r gold 1+ plz queue up with me

Nope, sorry. Nothing.

Time to cook breakfast

What you having?

sozz dont have Rocket League what it tho

Eggs, bacon, and toast

Ooh, yum on all fronts

Want some?

Too late

@ooo so do you think i have no chance with my crush

If you actually try, sure. But if you keep slow playing it, no.

^

I mean, dork didn't get me by being a pussy

She's not gonna walk up to you and start sucking ya nob, seek that shit out a little.

Dating is bad.

Don't do it.

I agree

It's like trying to fuck a Porkupine.

just hook up and take penicilin

*don't do it*

Hook up while on MDMA, kiddo's.

You have to lose your virginity before high school

i don't even want to have sex with anyone until i am way older

@Paris nice joke

Waiting til marriage?

@Paris unless you are like demi sexual

Have sex with Robots.

I had a really fucked up nightmare can you guys make me feel better?

You say that now, I said that at 14. Then 15 came and I got a girlfriend and whoopsy daisy.

@Spirit yes

nope we cant

Lol

I can try?

no

If you'd like

they need to do this on their own

I just wanna get my mind off of it