Message from @Dart Monkey

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2017-06-18 00:27:08 UTC  

Lemme look it up

2017-06-18 00:27:20 UTC  

arent they alal like incest or some shit

2017-06-18 00:27:25 UTC  

all*

2017-06-18 00:27:32 UTC  

Cronus
And yes

2017-06-18 00:28:01 UTC  

e__e

2017-06-18 00:29:43 UTC  

I have written some mythology-ish stuff that has incest in it, too

2017-06-18 00:30:25 UTC  

Two Chimera gods who were siblings fucked, and when they kissed, the female's lips turned the male to ashes

2017-06-18 00:30:41 UTC  

Reminder that Odin was the gayest god

2017-06-18 00:31:44 UTC  
2017-06-18 00:31:59 UTC  

Thank you 🍆 🥒 🥕

2017-06-18 00:36:26 UTC  

m'am ima have to ask you to go back in the kitchen

2017-06-18 00:53:42 UTC  

Guys I'm im

2017-06-18 00:56:23 UTC  

Hi im, I'm Dad

2017-06-18 00:59:48 UTC  

@Camora is it true that you pretended to have a girlfriend?

2017-06-18 01:00:32 UTC  

Kek what

2017-06-18 01:00:40 UTC  

Why would anyone do that

2017-06-18 01:08:54 UTC  

to feel loved

2017-06-18 01:12:05 UTC  

But having a girlfriend is way too normie, why would they even try and pretend that they did

2017-06-18 01:28:06 UTC  

who the hell would pretend they have a girlfriend

2017-06-18 01:28:44 UTC  

that sounds like something kids in year 4 would do to try to gain some sort of popularity

2017-06-18 01:29:12 UTC  

oh it says "pretended" thank goodness, its past tense

2017-06-18 01:29:30 UTC  

Maybe he wasn't pretending

2017-06-18 01:29:40 UTC  

Maybe he'd fooled himself into thinking his hand was a girlfriend

2017-06-18 01:30:38 UTC  

lol

2017-06-18 01:31:24 UTC  

that may be the cause worcestershire

2017-06-18 01:31:39 UTC  

the hand became his gf

2017-06-18 01:34:04 UTC  

Kek

2017-06-18 01:48:01 UTC  

TBH, if I was caught off guard and asked if I had a girlfriend id probably have autism kick in and say I do

2017-06-18 01:49:06 UTC  

Not having a gf is something to be celebrated if you're under 30

2017-06-18 02:17:17 UTC  

I've got a joke

2017-06-18 02:17:34 UTC  

How do you get gum out of your hair?

2017-06-18 02:18:14 UTC  

"Did Bill Clinton died?" - Camora, 2017

2017-06-18 02:18:20 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:18:55 UTC  

The fuck is going on?

2017-06-18 02:19:50 UTC  

What did the blind little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

2017-06-18 02:20:01 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:23:29 UTC  

What did the doctor give to his patient to cure her feminism?

2017-06-18 02:23:37 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:24:45 UTC  

I'm on fire with these jokes 🔥

2017-06-18 02:26:17 UTC  

no they are just stale cancer jokes

2017-06-18 02:34:04 UTC  

Why is cancer a meme?