Message from @Brass
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DAMMIT FUCKING GOD
On the subject of fucking gods, let's talk about Zeus
That motherfucker is the *sexiest* god *ever*
aquaman is the best god
didnt he eat his kids?
He's got perfect abs
Long, flowing hair
A beautiful, luscious beard
And he's got the sex drive of a room full of horny prostitutes
i have a luscious beard
melon is actually zeus
i dont have the rest of his qualities
like
im fat
zues would have sex more often than a year and a half ago
lol
got no box to throw it into :C
melons got nice melons
Which one would you rather have?
An oiled up Zeus
Or immortality?
I would rather pick an oiled up Zeus
same living immortality would basically suck
id lvoe an oiled up zues sliding into me
that big meaty veiny cock
I'd just love him sliding *onto* me 😍
who made zeus?
Lemme look it up
arent they alal like incest or some shit
all*
Cronus
And yes
e__e
I have written some mythology-ish stuff that has incest in it, too
Two Chimera gods who were siblings fucked, and when they kissed, the female's lips turned the male to ashes
Reminder that Odin was the gayest god
@Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ ill go vegan then
Thank you 🍆 🥒 🥕
m'am ima have to ask you to go back in the kitchen
Guys I'm im
Hi im, I'm Dad
Kek what
Why would anyone do that
to feel loved
But having a girlfriend is way too normie, why would they even try and pretend that they did
who the hell would pretend they have a girlfriend