we will fuck god and bring him into this orgy

DAMMIT FUCKING GOD

On the subject of fucking gods, let's talk about Zeus
That motherfucker is the *sexiest* god *ever*

aquaman is the best god

didnt he eat his kids?

He's got perfect abs
Long, flowing hair
A beautiful, luscious beard
And he's got the sex drive of a room full of horny prostitutes

i have a luscious beard

melon is actually zeus

i dont have the rest of his qualities

@Brass I'd oil Zeus up tbh

like

im fat

zues would have sex more often than a year and a half ago

lol

got no box to throw it into :C

melons got nice melons

Which one would you rather have?
An oiled up Zeus
Or immortality?
I would rather pick an oiled up Zeus

same living immortality would basically suck

id lvoe an oiled up zues sliding into me

that big meaty veiny cock

I'd just love him sliding *onto* me 😍

Let him hit be with his big, fat 🌩

who made zeus?

Lemme look it up

arent they alal like incest or some shit

all*

Cronus
And yes

e__e

I have written some mythology-ish stuff that has incest in it, too

Two Chimera gods who were siblings fucked, and when they kissed, the female's lips turned the male to ashes

Reminder that Odin was the gayest god

@Jaume Ἐρημίτης ʕ~ᴥ•ʔ ill go vegan then

Thank you 🍆 🥒 🥕

m'am ima have to ask you to go back in the kitchen

Guys I'm im

Hi im, I'm Dad

@Camora is it true that you pretended to have a girlfriend?

Kek what

Why would anyone do that

to feel loved

But having a girlfriend is way too normie, why would they even try and pretend that they did