Message from @Aryansalvation

Discord ID: 325823122198757406


2017-06-18 01:28:06 UTC  

who the hell would pretend they have a girlfriend

2017-06-18 01:28:44 UTC  

that sounds like something kids in year 4 would do to try to gain some sort of popularity

2017-06-18 01:29:12 UTC  

oh it says "pretended" thank goodness, its past tense

2017-06-18 01:29:30 UTC  

Maybe he wasn't pretending

2017-06-18 01:29:40 UTC  

Maybe he'd fooled himself into thinking his hand was a girlfriend

2017-06-18 01:30:38 UTC  

lol

2017-06-18 01:31:24 UTC  

that may be the cause worcestershire

2017-06-18 01:31:39 UTC  

the hand became his gf

2017-06-18 01:34:04 UTC  

Kek

2017-06-18 01:48:01 UTC  

TBH, if I was caught off guard and asked if I had a girlfriend id probably have autism kick in and say I do

2017-06-18 01:49:06 UTC  

Not having a gf is something to be celebrated if you're under 30

2017-06-18 02:17:17 UTC  

I've got a joke

2017-06-18 02:17:34 UTC  

How do you get gum out of your hair?

2017-06-18 02:18:14 UTC  

"Did Bill Clinton died?" - Camora, 2017

2017-06-18 02:18:20 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:18:55 UTC  

The fuck is going on?

2017-06-18 02:19:50 UTC  

What did the blind little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

2017-06-18 02:20:01 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:23:29 UTC  

What did the doctor give to his patient to cure her feminism?

2017-06-18 02:23:37 UTC  

Cancer.

2017-06-18 02:24:45 UTC  

I'm on fire with these jokes 🔥

2017-06-18 02:26:17 UTC  

no they are just stale cancer jokes

2017-06-18 02:34:04 UTC  

Why is cancer a meme?

2017-06-18 02:41:07 UTC  

"I hate blacks." - Baltazar

2017-06-18 02:46:13 UTC  

helllo world

2017-06-18 02:46:16 UTC  

hello

2017-06-18 02:46:22 UTC  

I like your channel

2017-06-18 02:46:32 UTC  

Literally who

2017-06-18 02:49:01 UTC  

@everyone video games keys will be given out this tuesday!

2017-06-18 02:49:17 UTC  

Ayyy

2017-06-18 02:49:18 UTC  

@Hecc WHAT ARE THEY

2017-06-18 02:49:19 UTC  

That's neet

2017-06-18 02:49:22 UTC  

Bet

2017-06-18 02:49:24 UTC  

awww yeah

2017-06-18 02:49:27 UTC  

Steam keys? 😄

2017-06-18 02:49:29 UTC  

Nigger

2017-06-18 02:49:34 UTC  

@Repzion was that a programming joke

2017-06-18 02:49:37 UTC  

What games?

2017-06-18 02:49:48 UTC  

Wew it's Daniel

2017-06-18 02:49:48 UTC  

hEY 🅱eter

2017-06-18 02:49:50 UTC  

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