Because they always think u want to be GFs with them

Im just guessing youre a wee bit awkward around them

Eeeh

I have female freinds

And its just that

The dick is extremely important to have to be a relatable human being

Women lack one

To make them relatable humans and become friends, just give them the dick

*epic women belong in the kitchen joke*

hungry

The best chefs in world are men

I wonder why

@clippy more i have trust issues with them, and i hate standing next to them bc it sort of crushes my ego

How could standing next to a girl crush your ego

^

"Standing next to tall people gives me tumours"

make me a sandwich bitch

then eat it you Eugenia Cooney lookin ass mf

@Paris insecurities i guess

I can talk to girls just fine unless I like them tbh

i cant talk to anyone very well feelsbad...

girls can be shady asf

How can they be shady

i can be xD

just pretend to like you and then gossip behind your back

okay i dont do that..

thats good then

That is why you talk to the ones that are jerks towards others then if they are not a jerk to you you can tell if they hate you or not

the worst part is if they talk in a negative way about many people to you, chances are they talk about you to other people as well

Just call them out for it if you are friends with them

i dont have any 🙈

Then get some

in progress kappa

@Paris its not that easy

If I have 2 jobs I'll be able to save for a really nice car in a few months

BUT IDK WHAT CAR I WANT

I kinda wanted a Lambo but I'll be broke especially bc of maintenance

HNNNNNNNNNNNGNNGNGNG

Does anyone have a cover letter they don't mind sharing with me?

lol I didn't wear a dress today

people are going to talk