Why not both?

Talk about something other than urself

My nose is fat on the end

For 5 fucking minutes

@dz in my basement, they dont have noses

I've never in my fucking life met someone so mediocre have such a fucking boner over himself

What if everybody had no nose but Voldemort had a nose

Is it a hate boner?

I have the ass of a porn star. It's a perfectly carved woman's ass, just the right amount of curvature and plumpness for the boys to enjoy.

Which would be great.

If I wasn't a fucking bloke.

@Paris we would call him jesus

If you have a big nose spare some for voldemort.

My boner for voldemort would grow even more

My brother is cooking bacon

@dz I don't have a boner for my self that would be egotistical

Disgusting

wtf

Bacon is amazing

You are what u eat

Wow

Shocker

bacon smells good... too good

You are egotistical you dumb fuck

O my

bleh bacon makes me sick

Bacon smells putrid

That wasn't meant to be put after Paris

i prefer turkey bacon if anything but even then, its too salty

^

Vessel of furry

I hope u die

i prefer vegetarian stuff..

Listen I'm stoned to fuck and I'm hungry stop talking about bacon. :I

salmon burgers are pretty awesome

^^^

I want a burger

Fuck

chicken burgers are shit

I haven't had a burger in forever

Go suck off your bf.

get a ball burger

Fuck it I'm getting a burger. :I