ZOMFG ITS @Deleted User ❤

Hi there!

Hi!

Hugs and kiss from the other side of the planet

aw, right back at you

Hi

are you a fluffy bunny @Deleted User

Yes

yay! @Deleted User

Hehe ^-^

Hm

I got the perfect fictional fight

Dick and pussy

anal

@Blaundee Are you pregnant?

still in 3rd trimester

baby girl coming in about 3 weeks

Seriously, Gadiator is such a fucking amazing movie. Historical, true story film.

It is one of the top films ever made.

@Repzion What's the best one

Ghostbusters with female cast... duh

duh

@TheUnspokenBlue ur mum gay

mum 😱

How gay?

11/10 gay

Church can't even cure that one.

we're better of gassing it

Gas made up of like pheromones, and farts?

I demand points for alliteration on that one.

So she'll be disgusted and want to fuck the farts at the same time, you know? Absolute horror and nirvana in one fell swoop.

Like, "Ew, farts. Really hot, sexy farts."

uhhhh

If you're not willing to play the game, don't buy it.

no bully

What's a joke that hasn't gone too far?

your mum

Perhaps.

mayhaps.

She's not alive.

```
"If you're a dumb ugly cunt, and you're wife or your husband's a dumb ugly cunt, guess what your fucking kids are?
Your kids are dumb ugly cunts, just like fucking you, except they're fucking super-concentrated dumb ugly cunts!
'Cause they come from the both of you into a bottleneck of fucking retardation!"
```