Yeah

When i got out of surgery before christmas last year it had taken so long to do my CT scan afterward and the surgery was postponed for a few hours to begin with and I hadn't had anything to drink for like 25 hours and this LOVELY NURSE found me some CRANBERRY JUICE at like 10pm and it tasted like i was suckling god's own tiddy it was the best thing ever

so now i drink a lot of cranberry juice

Sick

dude cranberry juice is a punishment

This is actually cran raspberry

So fucken acid

oh that's different

Raspberry goes in

ok but cranberry juice is good

Raspberry tea GOAT

Nah cranberry juice has a pH of 2 or something

And that gives my tummy the rumblies

you give my tummy the rumblies

isn't it cute when someone still gives you butterflies when you're grown up :33

cant relate

you make me sick dani

sick to my bones

I think you've been sick Anja

Sick in your head

ONISION TRIED TO SEX MY DOG

my dogy put he paw on my foot

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you're the transphobe so you're sick in your head

he is babey

nah I'm sick in the sack bro

don't talk to me you're disgusting

ok uhlee

I should get lobster

fucking drunkie

that's a good idea yeah

tf is a drunkie

I honestly can't believe you're still talking

nothing wrong with the term drunk

I'm gonna take your ass to court

i have a fear of drunk people

ok I'm gonna take your ass

by force

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