Message from @Herr Schmidt - MI
Discord ID: 339596874984062976
for self-defense
These spiders CAN and WILL bite
Are crocodiles legal in virginia
your honor, when I saw a bunch of retards in black hobbling down the street I thought the zombie apocalypse had come, so I just had to mow them all down with my MG34"
We don't need poisonous snakes though
Can we buy them in bulk @Hand Banana
Yeah
Just enough to freak them out
.95 a piece is cheap
posionous *spiders*
or venemous
or whatever the fuck the spergs say it is
fuck spriders on so many levels
If we can about $10k we could get antifa in lee park barricaded and then drop water balloon spiders on them with catapults
I'll handle spiders as long as someone else handles the snakes
Physocyclus mexicanus
Family Pholcidae (cellar, daddy longleg spiders)
This gregarious or quasi-social spider can be common in parts of Arizona, where it may be found in rodent burrows and wood rat (packrat). It is of the round-belied cellar spiders, body about the size of a baby pea, long and slender legs, very small fangs and enormous genitalia.
That's like 10000 venomous spiders
Mexican spiders ha
Ironic
ENORMOURS
GERNITALIAR
So the spiders just rape people to death or what
They're like Somalians
If I don't see a MOAB then I'll be sorely disappointed
IN SELF DEFENSE
I guess Mexican spiders that rape people to death makes sense
Mexican faggot spiders
They give you GRIDS by raping through your flesh
Calling in an A10 on antifa in self defense
Calling 911 and hiding in self defense
I've got at least 100 gallons of muriatic acid that we could put in water balloons to toss to antifa in self defense
so many pranks bro
We could put a bunch of banana peels out and when they rush us they'll slip on the banana peels and we can release our spooky creatures on them
As long as their laced with bacon and gluten
We can starve a few hogs for like a week and then feed them some raw ground beef on the opposite side of the barricade and then let antifa play with them
I have pigs
I have 5 or 6
Also if you really want to have a good time