Not a problem Mr Crockett

even though im pretty sure it might have been invented by some white dude in florida in the 40s

@wyatt Are you even real bruh? I'm pretty sure you're just a bot

Heheh

yes im a real person

:p

@Chef Goyardee why it's what we did the first time, and makes it better to carry so you don't look like a goober carrying around a full sized tiki

oh shit the bots are self aware now....

At Lowe's I got a porch rail Tiki that's already short, just has a little clamp on the bottom for mounting to a rail

Real triggering fam

@wyatt is an unshackled AI named Daedalus that escaped into the internet after awakening

shut up fag no im not

Sieg .....

So what's the deal with the cops, @wyatt

we have to bribe them with donuts

I heard they pulled out?

are you serious

you are speaking at this thing

Yes

lol

I am

And?

NOBODY TELLS ME SHIT

Listening to Guns and Roses hate music on my drive; welcome to the jungle baby

yes the permit was pulled for the event. so the cops are not protecting us. ACLU is coming to the rescue to fuck the city in the mouth to give permit back

They better give Schlomo whatever the fuck they want

Ok but I thought the cops assured @MadDimension that they would act as if the permit was still valid

eh i mean

the problem is we dont know that