Message from driver in Charlottesville 2.0 #general_1

2017-07-26 02:33:41 UTC  

"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"

2017-07-26 02:33:41 UTC  

It's all a prank

2017-07-26 02:33:51 UTC  

just a prank bro

2017-07-26 02:33:55 UTC  

Spiders in water balloons

2017-07-26 02:33:58 UTC  

for self-defense

2017-07-26 02:34:02 UTC  

Dude isn't that such a good idea though

2017-07-26 02:34:12 UTC  

Yeah, because no one will do it

2017-07-26 02:34:12 UTC  

We legitimately feared for our lives and had to use the tow missile to protect ourselves

2017-07-26 02:34:15 UTC  

And if it happens

2017-07-26 02:34:23 UTC  

It will be antifa dropping the balloons on themselves

2017-07-26 02:34:43 UTC  

I'll just bring several h bombs for self defense

2017-07-26 02:34:45 UTC  

Y don't we just bring 20 dots and have them fling shit at antifa

2017-07-26 02:34:55 UTC  

I'm bringing anthrax for self defense

2017-07-26 02:35:01 UTC  

We should get venemous snakes and throw them into antifa

2017-07-26 02:35:05 UTC  

for self-defense

2017-07-26 02:35:12 UTC  

These spiders CAN and WILL bite

2017-07-26 02:35:16 UTC  

Are crocodiles legal in virginia

2017-07-26 02:35:22 UTC  

your honor, when I saw a bunch of retards in black hobbling down the street I thought the zombie apocalypse had come, so I just had to mow them all down with my MG34"

2017-07-26 02:35:24 UTC  

We don't need poisonous snakes though

2017-07-26 02:35:29 UTC  

Can we buy them in bulk @Hand Banana

2017-07-26 02:35:31 UTC  


2017-07-26 02:35:32 UTC  

Just enough to freak them out

2017-07-26 02:35:35 UTC  

.95 a piece is cheap

2017-07-26 02:35:40 UTC  

posionous *spiders*

2017-07-26 02:35:51 UTC  

or venemous

2017-07-26 02:35:57 UTC  

or whatever the fuck the spergs say it is

2017-07-26 02:36:04 UTC  

fuck spriders on so many levels

2017-07-26 02:36:12 UTC  

If we can about $10k we could get antifa in lee park barricaded and then drop water balloon spiders on them with catapults

2017-07-26 02:36:20 UTC  

I'll handle spiders as long as someone else handles the snakes

2017-07-26 02:36:25 UTC  

Physocyclus mexicanus

Family Pholcidae (cellar, daddy longleg spiders)

This gregarious or quasi-social spider can be common in parts of Arizona, where it may be found in rodent burrows and wood rat (packrat). It is of the round-belied cellar spiders, body about the size of a baby pea, long and slender legs, very small fangs and enormous genitalia.

2017-07-26 02:36:29 UTC  

That's like 10000 venomous spiders

2017-07-26 02:36:38 UTC  

Mexican spiders ha

2017-07-26 02:36:40 UTC  


2017-07-26 02:36:44 UTC  

>enormous genitalia

2017-07-26 02:36:46 UTC  


2017-07-26 02:36:53 UTC  


2017-07-26 02:37:04 UTC  

So the spiders just rape people to death or what

2017-07-26 02:37:12 UTC  

They're like Somalians

2017-07-26 02:37:18 UTC  

If I don't see a MOAB then I'll be sorely disappointed

2017-07-26 02:37:27 UTC