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I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense

I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck

For self defense

It has to be a hilux

I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.

We're all going to be so fucked in court

Jokes on them

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"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"

It's all a prank

just a prank bro

Spiders in water balloons

for self-defense

Dude isn't that such a good idea though

Yeah, because no one will do it

We legitimately feared for our lives and had to use the tow missile to protect ourselves

And if it happens

It will be antifa dropping the balloons on themselves

I'll just bring several h bombs for self defense

Y don't we just bring 20 dots and have them fling shit at antifa

I'm bringing anthrax for self defense

We should get venemous snakes and throw them into antifa

for self-defense

These spiders CAN and WILL bite

http://spiderpharm.com/store/#!/Green-Lynx-spider-Peucetia-viridans/p/44068075/category=11175143

Are crocodiles legal in virginia

your honor, when I saw a bunch of retards in black hobbling down the street I thought the zombie apocalypse had come, so I just had to mow them all down with my MG34"

We don't need poisonous snakes though

Can we buy them in bulk @Hand Banana

Yeah

Just enough to freak them out

.95 a piece is cheap

posionous *spiders*

or venemous

or whatever the fuck the spergs say it is

fuck spriders on so many levels

If we can about $10k we could get antifa in lee park barricaded and then drop water balloon spiders on them with catapults

I'll handle spiders as long as someone else handles the snakes

Physocyclus mexicanus

Family Pholcidae (cellar, daddy longleg spiders)

This gregarious or quasi-social spider can be common in parts of Arizona, where it may be found in rodent burrows and wood rat (packrat). It is of the round-belied cellar spiders, body about the size of a baby pea, long and slender legs, very small fangs and enormous genitalia.

That's like 10000 venomous spiders