are u trying to make me feel bad for it cus it’s not working

No I just thought it was funny

Unironically

ok are we getting married and reproducing

no

so don’t worry about it

wut

i didn’t lose the genetic lottery

But you did

no

not bad

Sorry, but you lost kiddo.

its perfect

maybe height wise

I bet that's what people in public call you.

Kiddo.

but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit

Rare korks

I didn’t lose in that way ig

I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.

B T F O

idk I look older actually

that’s the thing

***Blown the fuck out***

not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care

at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before

Do you still use a booster seat in the car?

yeah duh

don’t you?

Do you use phonebooks to drive?

High heels?

There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.

wowie

ahaha (:

Perfect size ambulance

how tall are you brian

5'8"

Not 4'11"

ur a fucking manlet nigger who are you to talk