its perfect

maybe height wise

I bet that's what people in public call you.

Kiddo.

but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit

Rare korks

I didn’t lose in that way ig

I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.

B T F O

idk I look older actually

that’s the thing

***Blown the fuck out***

not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care

at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before

Do you still use a booster seat in the car?

yeah duh

don’t you?

Do you use phonebooks to drive?

High heels?

There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.

wowie

ahaha (:

Perfect size ambulance

how tall are you brian

5'8"

Not 4'11"

ur a fucking manlet nigger who are you to talk

In Haiti maybe

Surrounded by oonga boongas

you’re not tall

that’s for sure

And?

not even average height

average height is 5’9.5”

You buy into that meme kek

2 funny

wow look who’s triggered now

buy into what meme?

Statistics??