.95 a piece is cheap

posionous *spiders*

or venemous

or whatever the fuck the spergs say it is

fuck spriders on so many levels

If we can about $10k we could get antifa in lee park barricaded and then drop water balloon spiders on them with catapults

I'll handle spiders as long as someone else handles the snakes

Physocyclus mexicanus

Family Pholcidae (cellar, daddy longleg spiders)

This gregarious or quasi-social spider can be common in parts of Arizona, where it may be found in rodent burrows and wood rat (packrat). It is of the round-belied cellar spiders, body about the size of a baby pea, long and slender legs, very small fangs and enormous genitalia.

That's like 10000 venomous spiders

Mexican spiders ha

Ironic

>enormous genitalia

ENORMOURS

GERNITALIAR

So the spiders just rape people to death or what

They're like Somalians

If I don't see a MOAB then I'll be sorely disappointed

IN SELF DEFENSE

I guess Mexican spiders that rape people to death makes sense

Mexican faggot spiders

They give you GRIDS by raping through your flesh

Calling in an A10 on antifa in self defense

Calling 911 and hiding in self defense

I've got at least 100 gallons of muriatic acid that we could put in water balloons to toss to antifa in self defense

so many pranks bro

We could put a bunch of banana peels out and when they rush us they'll slip on the banana peels and we can release our spooky creatures on them

As long as their laced with bacon and gluten

We can starve a few hogs for like a week and then feed them some raw ground beef on the opposite side of the barricade and then let antifa play with them

@Hand Banana

I have pigs

I have 5 or 6

Also if you really want to have a good time

Buy a mean alpine billy goat

And really piss him off

Beat the shit out of him, smack him around

Make him really hate people

Then you **** in the door of an antifa flophouse and throw him in and nail it shut, including the windows, and laugh

We could let hundreds of pigs loose on Antifa. That would at least cause some serious chaos

Hundreds?

Jesus.

They'd destroy Charlottesville